Absurd news

nämeless · 2016-04-27 09:21:04

https://geektimes.ru/post/274956/

You can use Google to translate.

Sociopatico · 2016-04-27 12:51:40

I cannot find the news in any other website

nämeless · 2016-04-27 12:59:04

Sociopatico wrote:

I cannot find the news in any other website

What?

ATF_SurrenderMonkey · 2016-04-27 17:25:51

programming is definitely foreign to me.....

Black Mamba · 2016-04-27 18:00:44

BALTIMORE ORIOLES, NUMBER 1!

Pleiades53 · 2016-04-27 21:16:31

I would have never considered programming to fall into the consideration, let alone recognition, of a "Foreign language"
So many things to learn every day.
Thanks nameles for keeping us up!

nämeless · 2016-05-05 13:59:13

Police stopped the fight between vegans and LGBT-activists.

https://ruposters.ru/life/04-05-2016/vegany-lgbt

joint · 2016-05-06 12:56:08

there must be vegan-gays who had to make the controversional choice of allegiance pledging

ATF_SurrenderMonkey · 2016-05-06 16:28:38

какой большой попой на этом велосипеде

nämeless · 2016-05-06 18:43:16

ATF_SurrenderMonkey wrote:

какой большой попой на этом велосипеде

Я нихуя не понял!

For English-speaking people:

Ja nihuja ne ponjal!

Coco · 2016-05-06 18:52:57

Attending a demonstration without the right to show why you demonstrate... it's like pissing in a slipper

nämeless · 2016-05-06 19:00:10

Coco wrote:

Attending a demonstration without the right to show why you demonstrate... it's like pissing in a slipper

It's a pretty subtle thing here and I am not sure you can understand.

Coco · 2016-05-06 19:13:19

So, enlighten me Bobby

nämeless · 2016-05-06 19:41:57

Coco wrote:

So, enlighten me Bobby

Well, I need to gather my thoughts. First things first, the gay-propaganda is prohibited here. It doesn't mean you can't be gay because you can, you can date the others, live with them together but you can't demonstrate it in group cause it could be unacceptable for the others. The vegan-propaganda is not prohibited but the vegans themselves got used to beg for attention like gays and they are insane. Mostly. I don't even know who's worse.

All the demonstrations should be approved and coordinated by the local authorities. By the law. But the organisers usually ignore this law cause it's more interesting to do it on their own way because the police in this case should detain the demonstrators, so it might help the local journalists to film it and to write about it in the media. Police can't arrest, only detain and only for 3-4 hours. By the law, police can't use some "special means" like clubs, tear-gas, water-cannons and even their fists against the peaceful demonstrators and the demonstrators can't attack police because it's a crime. So, it's usually looks like police works like the loaders carrying the demonstrators with bare hands to the police bus. Technically, they even have no rights to do this, but they do just because of "citizen, come with me, I need to check your documents" or something. But these days it's tending to absurd and they don't even do it because everybody understand and accept his role in this stupid action.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UlAiKctm8Q

ATF_SurrenderMonkey · 2016-05-06 22:01:59

nämeless wrote:

ATF_SurrenderMonkey wrote:
какой большой попой на этом велосипеде
Я нихуя не понял!
For English-speaking people:
Ja nihuja ne ponjal!

this link:

https://ruposters.ru/life/01-05-2016/miss-bum-bum

was also on the page about vegan/lgbt activists.... did i not get the translation correct?

Coco · 2016-05-08 14:50:08

nämeless wrote:

Police stopped the fight between vegans and LGBT-activists.
https://ruposters.ru/life/04-05-2016/vegany-lgbt

nämeless wrote:

All the demonstrations should be approved and coordinated by the local authorities. By the law. But the organisers usually ignore this law cause it's more interesting to do it on their own way because the police in this case should detain the demonstrators, so it might help the local journalists to film it and to write about it in the media. Police can't arrest, only detain and only for 3-4 hours. By the law, police can't use some "special means" like clubs, tear-gas, water-cannons and even their fists against the peaceful demonstrators and the demonstrators can't attack police because it's a crime. So, it's usually looks like police works like the loaders carrying the demonstrators with bare hands to the police bus. Technically, they even have no rights to do this, but they do just because of "citizen, come with me, I need to check your documents" or something. But these days it's tending to absurd and they don't even do it because everybody understand and accept his role in this stupid action.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UlAiKctm8Q

So, it's look like the self-censorship of some in this demonstration is stronger than the police crackdowns itself.

nämeless wrote:

The vegan-propaganda is not prohibited but the vegans themselves got used to beg for attention like gays and they are insane. Mostly. I don't even know who's worse.
http://i.imgur.com/Xh5IgCT.jpg

What's insane ? This clumsy proselytism or the fact they're telling you the truth while you're all calm and quiet enjoying your filet mignon ?

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nämeless · 2016-05-08 15:58:33

Coco wrote:

nämeless wrote:
Police stopped the fight between vegans and LGBT-activists.
https://ruposters.ru/life/04-05-2016/vegany-lgbt
nämeless wrote:
All the demonstrations should be approved and coordinated by the local authorities. By the law. But the organisers usually ignore this law cause it's more interesting to do it on their own way because the police in this case should detain the demonstrators, so it might help the local journalists to film it and to write about it in the media. Police can't arrest, only detain and only for 3-4 hours. By the law, police can't use some "special means" like clubs, tear-gas, water-cannons and even their fists against the peaceful demonstrators and the demonstrators can't attack police because it's a crime. So, it's usually looks like police works like the loaders carrying the demonstrators with bare hands to the police bus. Technically, they even have no rights to do this, but they do just because of "citizen, come with me, I need to check your documents" or something. But these days it's tending to absurd and they don't even do it because everybody understand and accept his role in this stupid action.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UlAiKctm8Q
So, it's look like the self-censorship of some in this demonstration is stronger than the police crackdowns itself.
nämeless wrote:
The vegan-propaganda is not prohibited but the vegans themselves got used to beg for attention like gays and they are insane. Mostly. I don't even know who's worse.
http://i.imgur.com/Xh5IgCT.jpg
What's insane ? This clumsy proselytism or the fact they're telling you the truth while you're all calm and quiet enjoying your filet mignon ?

Sure.

joint · 2016-05-08 16:58:34

im watching absurd news in live

nämeless · 2016-05-09 14:05:44

joint wrote:

im watching absurd news in live

What's going on?

ATF_SurrenderMonkey · 2016-05-09 16:30:09

nämeless wrote:

joint wrote:
im watching absurd news in live
What's going on?

ab·surd
əbˈsərd,əbˈzərd/Submit
adjective
(of an idea or suggestion) wildly unreasonable, illogical, or inappropriate.
"the allegations are patently absurd"
synonyms: preposterous, ridiculous, ludicrous, farcical, laughable, risible, idiotic, stupid, foolish, silly, inane, imbecilic, insane, harebrained, cockamamie; More
(of a person or a person's behavior or actions) foolish; unreasonable.
"she was being absurd—and imagining things"
(of an object or situation) arousing amusement or derision; ridiculous.
"gym shorts and knee socks looked absurd on such a tall girl"

I'm going with something cockamamie.....cause I don't get to use that word often...

Serebro · 2016-05-09 19:27:05

You're trying too hard, monkey

joint · 2016-05-09 19:41:27

nämeless wrote:

joint wrote:
im watching absurd news in live
What's going on?

nah, nothing new

nämeless · 2016-05-09 22:12:56

joint wrote:

nämeless wrote:
joint wrote:
im watching absurd news in live
What's going on?
nah, nothing new

Fuck it, people are ready to pay money for books and films about dystopia. You can get it all in reality and for free.

nämeless · 2016-05-10 09:58:10

Yob who 'taught 'Hitler dog' to perform Nazi salutes and filmed it for YouTube' arrested.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/yo … og-7930718

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