#1 2014-07-19 21:00:30

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Your Badass Story

Post badass things that happened to you playing BF1942! (In mods too)

Once in battle of the Philiphines i was driving a torpedo boat from one island to another, when suddenly a Japanese cruiser popped up and i was all like ''The shiiiii...'' I turned around sharply, shot a few torpedos at it and sunk it, then crashed with my boat on the coast killing some bot, getting out of it and being all like ''F*** yeah''

Then in Desert Combat, some guy was all like I NEED AIR SUPPORT PLEASE on El Alamein so i got into a Apache (Which i suck at flying) came up there and saw that small central Arab base filled with tons of dumb bots and maybe a few players. I suck at helis, so i blindly shot a few big rockets at it, jumped out just in the time, leaving rockets and the heli to crash into the base killing EVERYONE in it. And i capped it...

...Badass style!

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#2 2014-07-20 09:26:03

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Re: Your Badass Story

everytime i look in the mirror

its hard being a straight og

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#3 2014-07-20 10:22:44

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Skinny-Dude.jpg

This is what you see in the mirror.

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#4 2014-07-20 11:26:37

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...

tongue

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#5 2014-07-22 06:28:53

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suck my saggy tits

get jelly

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#6 2014-07-22 09:55:05

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Re: Your Badass Story

mccrank wrote:

Moon pics again??

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#7 2014-07-22 10:10:57

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lmfao

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#8 2014-07-22 16:42:43

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Lecter wrote:
mccrank wrote:

Moon pics again??

Moon would like to be him, cause he has hair on his chest. wink

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#9 2014-07-22 17:52:51

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mccrank mad cus nerd on th pic got bigger dick nd muscle than he xddd

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#10 2014-07-22 17:55:49

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Epic afro.

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#11 2014-08-03 17:36:28

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Once i flew a plane and got shot. Bailed into the ocean. Asked for evacuation several times and no help. Then my life began to decrease slowly and a plane flew by me really close. Then the plane made a turn and flew by me really close, so i got in. I had like <5% left (scale completely disappeared)

Once a jeep was trying to hit me. I zooked him and after the explosion his wrecks bounced just above my head. I managed to stay alive) Btw it was that "slow-motion" feeling when a man is in big danger )))

Drove a tank. To drive fast u need to turn back your turret and fire. Somehow i killed an enemy soldier not knowing he is there.

In Berlin was for allied. Near base there is a building to the left. Threw a nade in window and killed 3 enemies at once )

I was an engineer. Saw the enemy. Grabbed my expack and threw it next to him. Wanted to explode him. He just took his wrench and defused it. I was more embarrassed than if was killed with a knife . xD

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#12 2014-08-03 18:28:38

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#13 2014-09-07 13:37:56

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Dove on a plane to the ground. Killed enemy in jeep by hitting his head with planes frame. Jeep and plane was untouched and 100% hp. It was a funny accident smile 
Dudes were like O_o

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