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Geekmeetsworld

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How do you solve a problem like Merlin?

What is this guys deal?

He constantly belittles people who don’t play to his expectations, insults anyone who has the temerity to kill him, demands players follow his commands(because the game is only fun it’s going his way), camps vehicles (the B17 being his main obsession)  aggressively, and spends a good amount of time just being a bit of a douche.

Is he good at the game? Yes
But this doesn’t give him licence to be so damn condescending, arrogant and unpleasant.
When he’s not in a game, the mood is always much calmer

Said my piece.

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Re: How do you solve a problem like Merlin?

I am attacking his home network.

Meow

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Re: How do you solve a problem like Merlin?

What is this guys deal?

He constantly belittles people who don’t play to his expectations, insults anyone who has the temerity to kill him, demands players follow his commands(because the game is only fun it’s going his way), camps vehicles (the B17 being his main obsession)  aggressively, and spends a good amount of time just being a bit of a douche.

You forgot to say he uses fake reports ; ie when he cries for baseattack whereas he just landed his plane to repair. He sometimes tks on purpose. And when he comes to tk, he accuses players of provoking the tk...
Or when he cries about conspiracies on the server (map ghosting etc). lol

But neverending topic... Hundreds were already done about this guy.

Sunshine

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Re: How do you solve a problem like Merlin?

Same shit different day

Zatoichi

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Re: How do you solve a problem like Merlin?

You fu&#$ng people...

Zatoichi

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Re: How do you solve a problem like Merlin?

Don't tell lies balv when you've got a shit streak a mile wide yourself for sneaking repeated teamwounds, tks, I don't try to frame people, only report what they actually do, you are a liar and a bad one at that

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Meow

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Re: How do you solve a problem like Merlin?

I'm lying ? Really ?

https://youtu.be/aqWx63uul6w

I just spawned, got teamkilled because YOU nade OUR OWN SPAWN area, and then you accuse me of jumping into the explosion ???

Or this one :

https://youtu.be/cke1fokmXTE

At the beginning of bulge, you pretend to Hydra that my last shoots on Tobruk were pixelling ?

Last edited by Meow (2021-07-25 23:05:57)

Zatoichi

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Re: How do you solve a problem like Merlin?

Both accidental, it happens, I dont like when it does, but an honest mistake, I dont mean it really, but you were seen by admins on more than one occasion making unprovoked teamwounds and sneak tk's and pushing me off the 2nd floor ledge of Pegasus house window when Im trying to lmg support against south, many many times you did this until you were caught, I wonder what else it is you hide, you can post that, ive nothing to hide, I needn't worry, I can't grudge on someone so hard I tk them just because, never

Oh and yes I actually HAVE seen you trying to get yourself killed by me, then reporting utterly out of context hoping for kicks, you know why admins listen to my reports, and dont unjustly throw down for footage like you post, because of my motives, I am in earnest, frivolous, always angry, but in earnest, you aren't

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Meow

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Re: How do you solve a problem like Merlin?

"Accidental"... You can't play a map without teamkilling someone, insulting or flaming. Many have noticed.

And when you get teamkilled, according to you it's always "on purpose". Stop your bullshits. And don't try to change the subject.

Accusing me of pixel, pffff you don't know what to report me about so you invent bs. Go and see a medic kid. You just should be banned a good month, at least.

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Meow

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Re: How do you solve a problem like Merlin?

Oh and yes I actually HAVE seen you trying to get yourself killed by me, then reporting utterly out of context hoping for kicks, you know why admins listen to my reports, and dont unjustly throw down for footage like you post, because of my motives, I am in earnest, frivolous, always angry, but in earnest, you aren't

Yeah yeah, blah blah as usual : Then give proof, or just shut up.

Zatoichi

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Re: How do you solve a problem like Merlin?

But never delib tk, and in my level of experience, you tend to be able to spot even the most subtle of trolling efforts trying to look like innocent mistakes

Dakota

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Re: How do you solve a problem like Merlin?

LMAO never  delib tk's ?  You just dont care about others its only you and you all the time..  Your level of experience ?? 

You are the innocent mistake !!

Meow

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Re: How do you solve a problem like Merlin?

You never delib tk ? Again yesterday on Omaha you teamkilled Berkletatxo because he didn't go fast enough with landing boat.
You were kicked by Gorr few weeks ago for exactly the same, according to Waggachuga.

The saddest is that you even admit it was a purpose tk !

I already expect your answer "blahblah german will block the beach flag". So what ? So I'm allowed to teamkill people if they don't play exactly how I want them to ?

Notice how fast you teamkilled him, you didn't even let him 3 seconds to leave with the ship. If he was really trolling, then report him to admins, don't tk him.

And good other examples of your constant insults and swearing further in the video...

https://youtu.be/gHMVGH9Eb80

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Meow

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Re: How do you solve a problem like Merlin?

And since you deal with "sneaky teamwounds"... what should we think about this ?

https://youtu.be/7v9QJrNMKk4

L0rd Waggachugga

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Re: How do you solve a problem like Merlin?

How do you solve a problem like Merlin?

I pay his co-tenant to cause problems for him, then i pay the city to not evict his co-tenant.

I's a long term plan.

Alfred

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Re: How do you solve a problem like Merlin?

He constantly belittles people who don’t play to his expectations

Love that he is always yelling to the tail/belly gunners of B17 while others are trying to focus on battle, can't even imagine this situation with a open microphone.

Dr.ZoidbergCLAW

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Re: How do you solve a problem like Merlin?

He really needs more booting for his kidlike behaviour.....can we send him a box of prozac perhaps?

Maasika

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Re: How do you solve a problem like Merlin?

You fu&#$ng people...

https://y.yarn.co/0d4cbf06-0399-4bc6-aa … d_text.gif

How much actual military training you have gone through ?

Darcano

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Re: How do you solve a problem like Merlin?

By making him the headadmin.

BZHERMINING

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Re: How do you solve a problem like Merlin?

You fu&#$ng people...

https://y.yarn.co/0d4cbf06-0399-4bc6-aa … d_text.gif

How much actual military training you have gone through ?

Guys I think he's trolling yous :Do :Do

Zatoichi

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Re: How do you solve a problem like Merlin?

You fu&#$ng people...

https://y.yarn.co/0d4cbf06-0399-4bc6-aa … d_text.gif

How much actual military training you have gone through ?

Where you live its practically mandatory, so that's just how that is, no in that regard im nothing like you and your level of combat survival, just as actual veterans are far superior to your own, only from what ive amassed from noting where actual consistent similarities come up both from ww2 knowledge, interest for over 2 decades now and where some of those understandings converge with something like bf, but my gif there was more about how multi tk evaders are still daily lurking and causing hell for me specifically but also others in the collateral damage or just because they want to get others after tk me, yet trying to come down on me, and yes, when people hold up omaha beach boats in first rush risking a beach flag loss for 42 minutes like ive seen many times before, or people absentmindedly sitting on plane spawns on carrier after I ask them to move to not block incoming plane spawn WHICH IS A THING btw, yes I may act impulsively for a greater good, its not about me, its that the whole team is getting screwed, part of my motives with b17 is also if I can fly it best and use it to best effect, that is concerning the team, because it could make a critical difference and or overall give an easier time for team on the widest area, most difficult maps with that plane, and truthfully, pretty much no one actually ever gave a shit about any of this or its gunnery knowledge forged out to be actually practical both offensively and defensively, or as ground to air aa platform say while repair or still taking off, they didn't have the faith that I do in the b17, I used to move to slower, harder to fly 2 seaters because of bordem with general fighter supremacy over most players, then I thought whats slower, and harder than that? The b17, but it does have 9 bombs, but bombing at high alt beyond visual is extremely difficult, another mostly lost bf art, but I manage to make it sort of work, so how else to use it? In closer, lower bombing, but how to fight off the air threat, no one can use the guns well, or cares to anyway, its maybe one, 2 runs and down, I made the greatest effort to perfect it into an effective art, the final push to that was believing in the b17 more than any other plane and that done right it can keep up, escape and effectively counter almost anything it takes on, even fast fighters, ive proven that many times, and watching this ww2 film is what finalized how different, and how much is missed in appreciation, respect for B17 competence and effectiveness, both in bf and the real deal, the difficulty of use and surviving, vs the much easier, much more base single seat fighter,
that ww2 film is Twelve O'Clock High

Anyone with the pre tastes, patience and time and sense to watch it, I highly recommend that you do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p60wUlG … immyJoseph

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Zatoichi

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Re: How do you solve a problem like Merlin?

How do you solve a problem like Merlin?

I pay his co-tenant to cause problems for him, then i pay the city to not evict his co-tenant.

I's a long term plan.

Tuia ought to look into the both of you about this and either make you come clean about lying and trying to fuck with me or immediately cease and desist if you are, in both cases, don't fuck around like that, there's consequences.

Meow

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Re: How do you solve a problem like Merlin?

Where you live...

Your big fat cobblestone shit doesn't allow you to overpass the rules.
The question isn't about if you use the B17 well or not. The question isn't about if Omaha Beach need to go with a faster start from allies.

The question is about how you respect the players and the rules. All the videos I posted are from last 20 days.
And what the video shows is :
-> You teamkill/teamwound on purpose ;
-> You shell your team's own spawn area ;
-> You fake report ;
-> You insult and disrespect players ;

In a summary : You're acting bad faith and you deserve a good long ban.

Last edited by Meow (2021-07-26 19:53:46)

Dr.ZoidbergCLAW

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Re: How do you solve a problem like Merlin?

Hey Marlin ,I did not see Gregory Peck behave in any way like you do ingame in that movie?   
Maybe copy that movies pilots attitude too with the advice you give?

Also ;as seventy already pointed out once......NICE PUNCTUATION AND TEXT ORGANIZING AGAIN  (tldr)

I usually put him on 'ignore' now ingame,I can do without the textgarbage he spouts out......

Last edited by Dr.ZoidbergCLAW (2021-07-26 19:41:43)

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Re: How do you solve a problem like Merlin?

"How do you solve a problem like Merlin?" well....YOU DONT !

Maasika

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Re: How do you solve a problem like Merlin?

You fu&#$ng people...

https://y.yarn.co/0d4cbf06-0399-4bc6-aa … d_text.gif

How much actual military training you have gone through ?

"Too long unpunctuated jibberish"

I dont give a flying fuck if youre the best B17 pilot ever ingame, its still not your private plane.

I´m no Rambo or war veteran or anything special but military training taught me one lesson: teamwork.

Bf 1942 is a team game.
And you sir are not a team player.

Your image is  more like a selfish, arrogant man-Karen who gets an instant  temper tantrum  if somebody does anything  to upset you...In a fucking obsolete online game!

Do you interact same way  with ppl IRL ?

Alfred

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Re: How do you solve a problem like Merlin?

arrogant man-Karen

Maj. Karen.

Sunshine

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Re: How do you solve a problem like Merlin?

Narcissistic personality disorder — one of several types of personality disorders — is a mental condition in which people have an inflated sense of their own importance, a deep need for excessive attention and admiration, troubled relationships, and a lack of empathy for others. But behind this mask of extreme confidence lies a fragile self-esteem that's vulnerable to the slightest criticism.

Meow

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Re: How do you solve a problem like Merlin?

...

Does it allow them not to respect the server rules ? Does it protect them for bans ?
I don't care if he has mental disorders, it's none of our business.
I've been banned for less than what I just proved upper. Sunshine, didn't yourself tell me to report him with proofs if there were problems ? Here it is...

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Sunshine

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Re: How do you solve a problem like Merlin?

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Does it allow them not to respect the server rules ? Does it protect them for bans ?
I don't care if he has mental disorders, it's none of our business.
I've been banned for less than what I just proved upper. Sunshine, didn't yourself tell me to report him with proofs if there were problems ? Here it is...

The reason merlin doesn't face punishments like he should is something to be discussed in the wannabe admin section.

I have stated numerous times that I give zero fucks about Merlin's excuses and I'll ban him for his bullshit.

Regarding your videos... Post proof soon after it happens. Not a week after. If you posted that shit he did on Omaha soon after he did it, I would've punished him. I haven't played in awhile but I can take 2mins to ban someone.