You are not logged in.
I wish i had done that before i met my ex.
-
-
a joke:
Soviet army, colonel Ivanov waiting forinspection of his military base with intercontinental rokets, but all the rokets are rusty as hell, he calls a sergent and order him:
- make all the roket painted before tomorrow morning!
Sergent takes rusty bucket, white paint and starts lainting rokets, he has his job done, but forgets the rusty buchet hanged on the top of the last rocket.
Early mornig, general came and walks along the row of rokets, stops on front of the last on and shout:
-Ivanov suko blyat!
Colonel Ivanov:
Yes, comrade general!?
General point on the bucket that hangs on the top of the roket:
What a hui is this, suko blyat?!
Colonel feels his ass gonna be raped soon and answers:
-this is nano-neon-foton reflector of the warhead, so that enemy will never catch our great roket, sir, for our great motherland, sir
General after 5 second of thinking:
-i see this is nano-neon-foton reflector, suka, i ask you in the name of hui why it isnt painted, blyat?!
Thanks for sharing this masterpiece, I laughed hard
Bunch 'a crazy pics from an email.
nämeless wrote:I wish i had done that before i met my ex.
--
What game is that?
...
Battlefield 2?
Ah nope. They write Bohemia Interactive. Some Arma?
...
Last edited by Arkos (2019-08-09 01:22:26)
We have a guy whose body weight is about 160 kg. The company bought a special chair for him right after his employment.
bud wrote:nämeless wrote:I wish i had done that before i met my ex.
--
What game is that?
Seems to be a mod for ARMA
"ARMA is a series of first person tactical military shooters, originally released for Microsoft Windows. It features large elements of realism and simulation"
https://www.spcl.tk/wp-content/uploads/ … n-mode.mp4
http://www.spcl.tk/wp-content/uploads/2 … cherry.mp4
Last edited by iCQ (2019-08-12 17:00:24)
very thoughtful
OK now i cant sleep tonight, thanks nameless!
John WACK... rofl lmao thats hella funny!
Last edited by iCQ (2019-08-16 17:30:42)
http://www.spcl.tk/wp-content/uploads/2 … nshine.mp4
BOEM, funny (but sad actually)
Last edited by iCQ (2019-08-16 18:45:57)
This is d real sh!t !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VObV7luNjuY
Excellent share, hehehe thnx bud!
This is d real sh!t !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VObV7luNjuY
NO SHIT!? hehehe, reminds me of the nuns i saw in France a month ago:
https://youtu.be/ilowicqzHMY?t=18
But my god these nuns had a boring moody look on their faces... i just did not feel like talk to them (about god, obviously).
Polish nuns are way more cool so it seems
Last edited by iCQ (2019-08-17 18:24:04)
reminds me of this lol
That's what happens when you eat too many shrooms.