I have pussy problems, iCQ thread

iCQ · 2019-07-19 03:27:38

To be ontopic:
Lately i have a pussy that come to my house. She climbs through the windows and does all sorts of things in my house.

Yes, i admit, i feed her some tuna sometimes.

The problem is every time she lays on her backside with legs up and i try to touch her she bites and use her nails like a little devil.

I will try to make a video but i firt post a photo of her nail holes in my skin.

Oh people told me to make my own thread on simple. Tuia didnt say a thing about this and others just want me to post here and there. Honestly i try to reply ontopic and add some of my IRL experiances which mostly connect with the topic i reply on.

I know u all want to see the pussy and her damage.

Note i cannot edit posts after a few minutes (nor can u) so please scroll down to find the news on this fresh pussy or whatever else goes on in here.

Be nice and have fun b1tches! <3

P.s. i prefer to hide my stories on-the-go but lets see if i can follow the ONE-PLACE advise

.

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iCQ · 2019-07-19 03:34:44

The pussy
(no, it is not mine and nobody in the neighbourhood knows where she is from, yes i asked around)

And the damage this slut makes:

The two dots on my arm is her nails from a minute ago. It bleed... it raise up the skin so it is infected with something. And yes... it hurts. Sweet pretty pussy tho! Quite cute =^.^=

It hurts as i am writing... why does this kitty bite and attack me when she lay on her backside? My female guest from Asia hates her. Dunno why... the guest is sleeping in the master bedroom and i being f-ed by this stupid pussy.

HELP!

No need to be alarmed about the infection, a few weeks ago a dog bit me... i got a tetanus shot from my doctor so i should be good to go. Tell us about YOUR medication or meditation or used substances.

(i will post a video tomorrow if she sneaks back into the home)

Oh if u are still virgin please do not reply on my pussy problem. Thanks!

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nämeless · 2019-07-19 07:21:35

ICQ, you are incredible.

Insane · 2019-07-19 10:19:00

iCQ wrote:

The pussy
(no, it is not mine and nobody in the neighbourhood knows where she is from, yes i asked around)
https://www.spcl.tk/wp-content/uploads/ … 350072.jpg
And the damage this slut makes:
https://www.spcl.tk/wp-content/uploads/ … 485296.jpg
The two dots on my arm is her nails from a minute ago. It bleed... it raise up the skin so it is infected with something. And yes... it hurts. Sweet pretty pussy tho! Quite cute =^.^=
It hurts as i am writing... why does this kitty bite and attack me when she lay on her backside? My female guest from Asia hates her. Dunno why... the guest is sleeping in the master bedroom and i being f-ed by this stupid pussy.
HELP!
No need to be alarmed about the infection, a few weeks ago a dog bit me... i got a tetanus shot from my doctor so i should be good to go. Tell us about YOUR medication or meditation or used substances.
(i will post a video tomorrow if she sneaks back into the home)
Oh if u are still virgin please do not reply on my pussy problem. Thanks!

Just in case if you need a 'cuddle map'.

Or better get rid of that animal?

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Insane · 2019-07-19 10:22:51

As Dionysus says: 'no pussy - no problem'.
xD

iCQ · 2019-07-19 11:13:06

OK these diagrams will definitely help me! THANKS!

I thought Dion always says "no woman, no cry"

Zwarrior · 2019-07-19 13:44:49

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkZVJFXtGhM&t=1s

joint · 2019-07-19 15:09:25

Icq pussy problems thread, nice

bud · 2019-07-19 22:57:26

iCQ wrote:

To be ontopic:
Lately i have a pussy that come to my house. She climbs through the windows and does all sorts of things in my house.

Congrats, you have been chosen!

I grew up with cats, but i remember when i was a kid my father said something in the way of "no more cats" but then one day there was a cat that sat and watched him for hours when he worked in the garden, and after that she (the cat) just moved in and he (dad) said no word about it.

Arkos · 2019-07-19 23:05:48

bud wrote:

Congrats, you have been chosen!

...

Some years ago a neighbours cat came allways to my fathers house.

When i saw it, i said, "this cat wants to stay here".

My Father said. "No, ... i don't want any cat in my house. We had four in the past, that's enough, ... should it go where it came from!"

But the cat wanted to stay. (The neighbours knew it and it was ok for them. They had a daughtercat in the house and those two hated each other too badly, ... so it was ok).

Some days later, ... guess who was playing with the cat the whole day, let it sleep on the belly for hours and over night in the bed?

...

Hillbillyninja · 2019-07-20 03:41:25

Your Father?

If I knew there was gonna be a test I would have studied before I came on the forums!

What do I win?

iCQ · 2019-07-21 01:29:01

lol, your dad found a new friend. Well i didnt. Today i spoke to several people in the area some know the pussy but not who the owner is. All of them said this pussycat is very shy&unfriendly to them, their cats and dogs...

Hmm i was thinking maybe this cat is a reincarnation of hitler... since he is black and white at the same time and not really is able to make many friends or show and social skills. Not sure what hitlers karma would bring him, could just as well be a fruitfly. Or a zebra... who is to know.

I also strongly believe this pussy is still a virgin. Don't ask me why, just a feeling i have.

(sorry i ran out of +1's for the day, again)

Arkos · 2019-07-21 03:06:10

...

That was somehow 10+ years ago.

...

iCQ · 2019-07-29 11:43:51

Sorry this and that... crazy busy but just a little update, i replaced the black pussy for a black dog...

Where the logic in that is? Well his owner told me he likes little pussy.... FOR DINNER. So my cat problem might be over

(animals tend to be more smart than humans though, u can read that in mein kampf, the cat and the dog might become friends)

Lets see... i will keep posted later today when i manage to capture a bit of a nice video of the dog.

lil update, arm is healed a bit

OK OK deal.. i show u guys the dog AND a real Sherman tank (bastards)

p.s. i got no name for the dog yet, i didn't ask the owner either.. he a... sja... how to say... uuh... biker? LOL... ok angels...

So just to show the dog who is his daddy i need to name him myself.

I am in doubt between CATKILLER or....

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Arkos · 2019-07-29 13:06:00

...

Usually, when a dog looks like this while you stretch your hand against him he bites you 5 secondes later

...

joint · 2019-07-29 18:36:03

no pictures of pussy here, pure clickbite!

iCQ · 2019-07-29 18:40:40

video of pussy cartoon drawing comming up joint!

@Arkos... really? good that i got away quick then :-)

https://youtu.be/bnMLWq26wQc

p.s. if u are in need of free +1's

then you post in this thread... not allowed to -1 in here unless it is for the topic starter (me a.k.a. iCQ)

money back not guaranteed and again no -1's allowed, no discounts...

Seriously pussy is comming back to us (i hope)

(Sunshine and Piper might kick my balls for my sexist bad jokes, t-bone might claim my black dog and pussy are not leet, so this all aint for the faint heart!)

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iCQ · 2019-07-29 19:23:13

tonight it is killing pussy time at my place (if catkiller lives up to his name)

and tomorrow it is dog vs sherman day...
keep posted!

https://youtu.be/ai1f8oY3lvk

Sunshine · 2019-07-30 00:52:11

iCQ wrote:

(Sunshine and Piper might kick my balls for my sexist bad jokes, t-bone might claim my black dog and pussy are not leet, so this all aint for the faint heart!)

Takes a lot more to offend me.

iCQ · 2019-07-30 01:35:36

Sunshine wrote:

iCQ wrote:
(Sunshine and Piper might kick my balls for my sexist bad jokes, t-bone might claim my black dog and pussy are not leet, so this all aint for the faint heart!)
Takes a lot more to offend me.

Well with real ladies, what u are, u never will be sure about that!

Ladies have their owm prerogative on decide what offends them and not. Some men might say "they just dont know what they want" but in real "it" is just 'being' "a lady".

The dog just pee on the new wooden floor of a neighbour and hit one glass bottle beer KWAK off the table. We are not "welcome" anymore. (at least not together with my borrow dog).

It is in the middle of the night now i am waiting for pussy... i hope it is not wet pussy as it is raining dogs.

Damn i should study the English language better... i make a mess as usual.

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joint · 2019-07-30 09:44:31

No-no-no Icq, youre not allowed to have an xtc, you faled in the pot where they cocked xtc when you were baby!

PipeR · 2019-07-30 12:48:56

iCQ wrote:

Sunshine wrote:
iCQ wrote:
(Sunshine and Piper might kick my balls for my sexist bad jokes, t-bone might claim my black dog and pussy are not leet, so this all aint for the faint heart!)
Takes a lot more to offend me.
Well with real ladies, what u are, u never will be sure about that!
Ladies have their owm prerogative on decide what offends them and not. Some men might say "they just dont know what they want" but in real "it" is just 'being' "a lady".
The dog just pee on the new wooden floor of a neighbour and hit one glass bottle beer KWAK off the table. We are not "welcome" anymore. (at least not together with my borrow dog).

It is in the middle of the night now i am waiting for pussy... i hope it is not wet pussy as it is raining dogs.
Damn i should study the English language better... i make a mess as usual.

you can say what you like you will never know if anything offends me lol
what you say in these forums says more about you than either Sunshine or myself.
Strong women don't need to get offended about silly forums comments

ahmed:) · 2019-07-30 15:38:29

nämeless wrote:

ICQ, you are incredible.

i was talk To 'son this days he told me he take care of u

seVen · 2019-07-30 16:33:06

PipeR wrote:

you can say what you like you will never know if anything offends me lol

Cupcakes are a joke
Cupcakes are a poor-mans "real cake"
Cupcakes are a Toyota, thinking they're a Mercedes

!bcupcakes

nämeless · 2019-07-30 18:51:21

What's going on here?

PipeR · 2019-07-30 21:36:03

Vertigo wrote:

PipeR wrote:
you can say what you like you will never know if anything offends me lol
Cupcakes are a joke
Cupcakes are a poor-mans "real cake"
Cupcakes are a Toyota, thinking they're a Mercedes
!bcupcakes

OMG hahahah made my day thank you Vertigo lol
Im going to make cupcakes now and you don't get any ha

seVen · 2019-07-30 23:30:58

nämeless wrote:

What's going on here?

- iCQ doesn't know how to pet a pussy
- Insane provided pussy-petting illustrations
- Zwarrior uploaded a pussy music video
- Joint is enjoying iCQ's pussy issues
- Bud & Arkos shared their family pussy stories
- Hilly thinks he won some sort of pussy award
- More random talk about.....
- Joint is displeased with the lack of pussy pics
- iCQ had pussy videos which were later removed
- Sunshine & PipeR are not offended by pussy
- Some pussy compared a cupcake to a Mercedes.

Whew... I think we're all caught up now.

Dakota · 2019-07-30 23:41:17

LMAO and thouht I was crazzzzzy !!!

iCQ · 2019-07-31 00:14:12

i do not want ro make this more complicated than needed but i got some news...

just a minute ago pussy came back to me... i had to stay with her else she wouldnt stay in the house with this dog, BUT:

The dog ate the cat food... and the cat ate the dog food... i dont get it anymore either these amimals are mad and try to drive me insane or... i just never got it...

I did sure check the labels on these food containers!

(the dog is acting really weird now... joint u sure u didnt put xtc in the catfood u send us last week from russia?)

those darkweb deals can be quite cheap but so dark they easy to mix up

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joint · 2019-07-31 09:51:07

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