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Dudeck

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Registered: 2012-03-21

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Quotes

Well, we already have 5k+ posts, plenty to choose from. Give some funny/weird/wtf quotes here.

I'll start with some players' excuses (amazing ):

my kid finally admitted to trying a no fog thing

I assume the person who was playing was my brother at the time

My friend was playing today and was teaching me how to glitch.

my brother had gotten banned. He just came back from Afghanistan as a soldier of the United States. We used to play this game as kids together.

I would like to address to all that I am daltonian, which means I cannot distinguish the colors in game...

brigg: yea, i do remember tk`ing people. i was very drunk at the time..
sorry
Timmos: so we are too drunk to remove your ban. i say goodday!
brigg: what? who are you? gtfo pls, its my post..

ffs, i came to see your response and see the post after mine, made me wonder if i m normal lol

You are playing too much, YourMother, chill out.

These are just from the Server Ban Appeals section. Just 1% of what's really worth reminding

nämeless

Semi-corrupt admin

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Location: Nizhny Novgorod, Russia

Registered: 2012-09-30

Posts: 9,767

Re: Quotes

Go on.

Lecter

Guest

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Re: Quotes

ahahah the daltonian one won!

Denny

Member

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Registered: 2012-03-10

Posts: 3,199

Re: Quotes

i would say bennyi's story with his brother from iraq and the daltonian man

sounds like some Oscar nominations

Last edited by Denny (2012-10-09 23:00:12)

joint

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Location: Dnepropetrovsk, Ukraine

Registered: 2012-05-24

Posts: 5,982

Re: Quotes

i vote for benny too

Denny

Member

Reputation: +55

Registered: 2012-03-10

Posts: 3,199

Re: Quotes

admin tuia,
unban this brigadier please..

i can troll else where, here only play.. (y)

So thank you George, I am at work right now but I will make a proper summary on what I think of all this when I come back later.

Last edited by Denny (2012-10-09 23:35:49)

George

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Re: Quotes

I would like to adress that it wasnt me when "i" wrote that....it was my hamster whose door lock isnt always well closed, he gets out sometimes during nights and writes dumb stuff, so, please, bitcheeeess

but, hell, yes, benny wins the contest, nice work dude(ck)

Last edited by George (2012-10-09 23:33:23)

nämeless

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Location: Nizhny Novgorod, Russia

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Re: Quotes

I would like to adress that it wasnt me when "i" wrote that....it was my hamster whose door lock isnt always well closed, he gets out sometimes during nights and writes dumb stuff, so, please, bitcheeeess

Can your hamster code C++?