#1 2015-08-14 21:59:16

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Ever notice how in server ban appeals nobody ever seems to know why they got banned?  It reminds me of the Fusilli Jerry episode of Seinfeld:

Kramer: Have you ever *met* a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very

good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away.

*Plant* yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've

ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they *stuck* something

up there. Never! It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in

the same way: "It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."

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#2 2015-08-14 23:24:59

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Lol. Reminds me of one House M.D. series when a kid had an mp3 there big_smile

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#3 2015-08-15 00:47:10

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Holy Snarkies serebro!! That's a thought I could do without!!!!!
***whew***

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#4 2015-08-15 07:16:06

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welll....it was an accident....honestly...btw...anyone seen Oscar's turtle????

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#5 2015-08-15 14:54:22

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ewwwwwwww Monkey.......

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#6 2015-08-15 16:52:24

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ATF_SurrenderMonkey wrote:

welll....it was an accident....honestly...btw...anyone seen Oscar's turtle????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi4BUO8Mqm0 

I like turtles!



A gay man goes to pick up a friend to go to lunch at his office.  The friend is the main receptionist at a medical group office. The gay man bumps into a doctor, and is very attracted to the doctor.  He asks his friend "who is that?"

That is Dr. Smith, the new proctologist. 

The gay man thinks about Dr. Smith for days. Finally, he gets the courage and makes an appointment to see him at work.  Dr. Smith introduces himself to the gay man and he explains he feels some discomfort in there.  Dr. Smith tells him we'll have a look with my scope here.  Dr. Smith inserts the scope and is astonished and says in disbelief, "I see the problem! There is a bouquet of roses in your colon!!!!

The gay man, turns, looks Dr. Smith in the eye, smiles, and says: "I know, read the card."

:-D

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#7 2015-08-15 17:15:15

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blahaha  wait for the second video from that link...Jonathon, grown up 24 year old, reinterview about turtles..hahahaha
Hi Jon....I mean Oscar......

hahaha

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#8 2015-08-15 17:52:37

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Man, that was funny.

Sarah lies! I am not sexually attracted to turtles! Well, not that much.

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#9 2015-08-16 01:58:53

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WOW Oscar......TMI dude......TMI!!!!!!!
LOLOLololololOLOLOLOLolol

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#10 2015-08-16 04:51:23

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Oscar Goldman wrote:

A gay man goes to pick up a friend to go to lunch at his office. 
The gay man bumps into a doctor
The gay man thinks about Dr. Smith for days. 
Dr. Smith introduces himself to the gay man
The gay man, turns, looks Dr. Smith in the eye, smiles, and says:"I know, read the card."

What did I say Monkey? tongue

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#11 2015-08-16 09:21:33

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"Printed in China"  very powerful scope .....................

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