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Had it this evening with bacon wrapped on its sides ^.^

janet reno (TX) wrote:

Nameless,

I need to inform you there may be a problem with the label “Filet Mignon” please read the following before determining to go along with this moniker.

This is from the Internet, the “urban dictionary” I believe so it has to be true:

     “A Filet Mignon is the sexual act of performing oral sex until the male genitalia goes from a soft boner to a "semi-hard" dick then sticking the penis in the vagina until it becomes hard. The act got its name because the filet mignon cut of beef is known for being the most tender, like a soft penis.”

Does Tovaritch means comrade in Russian? If so, I would stick with Tovaritch, but wait… that’s vodka. Well, that is still better than Filet Mignon. It is like being labeled a limp dick.

Comrade, I would request an immediate name change if I was you.

ATF_SurrenderMonkey wrote:

tuia wrote:

A deserved title award for your outstanding contribution in forum. >4500 posts and always friendly and funny.

From the Hollywood versions of Russian life, I think the gold title under nameless name of "prime rib", should be changed to "Tovaritch!", (and when you google it, I don't mean the French movie!)...

He is Russian after all......

Tovarisch, not Tovaritch. But anyway, I like "filet mignon" more because it might be the most delicious part of a pig and everybody likes to get it like to get me on the server. I see sometimes that while I bomb enemy tanks, the enemy pilots that are preoccupied to kill me are spending a lot of time being ufo somewhere at the Gagarin's altitude just for one kill. It flatters my self-esteem.

Sergent @ arms wrote:

no i thought this server was called ax. and moongamers server is down, I am not banned. Please just stop mate you are putting a spin on this for nothing other than nothing.

I am only asking for a unban on this server.

THANKS!

Sorry I was trying to help as you seem to be a little confused clearly it was simply my interpretation of the post.

Hiii  i love donkeys

Who, what, when now!

So who nominated me as an admin and is this the normal procedure?  Janet/Monkey I thank you for the vote of confidence and I am honoured that you would think me worthy to be an admin on the Simple servers that said I do not wish to have any special treatment.  As Monkey rightly points out I don't see an application in the forums either and I certainly would not want to jump the line or anything like that besides there is I am sure a few of the admin team here that would definitely not support this nomination.

But I really do thank you for the consideration

Darwin called it "natural selection" .........he may be onto something you know

There is a worthy documentary by Michael Moore called Bowling for Columbine where he states that Amendment Two shouldn't be actual nowadays because the years of Wild West are over and there is no more need to own such a huge amount of firearms in civil society. People who think it might help them to protect themselves and their families are only considered as a bunch of customers of weapons in the interests of that very huge business of the manufacturers, sellers and authorities that lobbying its further well-being. The Northern neighbours from Canada have no such a problem because of wiser politics, I even heard of the fact there are a lot of quiet towns in the country where people don't even lock their doors at night with no guns inside. If the wise government really wants to solve this problem, the authorities would never say "here is a gun, protect yourself", because they will try to disarm or at least reduce the amount of something that might help people to kill each other. You may say people kill people in any way, but using guns they do it much more productively. I repeat, it's just my humble opinion and I don't pretend to be enlightened and don't tell you what to do because it's actually not my business.

janet reno (TX) wrote:

Law abiding gun owners know how to handle weapons and the punks are scared in some parts of the States.  An armed society is a polite society.  There is no greater right than to protect yourself , family, neighbors, and property from hostile intent.

I'd like to obtain some statistics about cases when personal legal firearms really protect from the robbers, murderers and maniacs. I think in 90% even those who carry concealed weapons can do nothing.

janet reno (TX) wrote:

Vukovar

In 1990, Croatian Serb militias, supported by the Serbian government and paramilitary groups started an armed insurrection, which seized control of Serb-populated areas of Croatia. On 18 November 1991, Serb forces massacred hundreds of soldiers and civilians and at least 31,000 civilians were expelled from the town and its surroundings.

In 1995 Croatians(with the help of US) launched ''Operation Storm''.
In which around 15 000 Serb civilians was massacred and 200 000 expelled from the land where they were living for centuries.

someone banned me 6 times in a row and the 7th time he banned me on Ip.
i asked in chat why i was banned but all those times i just got banned for no reason.
can anybody pls explain why i am banned, and if there was no reason, pls remove that dude from being admin.

Heh.. it's not all about reading, viewing videos, etc.
Most of it is just brainwashing, to know it all u must live there.

Just look at these brainwashed US citizens, steel cheering about their ''great'' country, while they invade other countries for oil, or other natural wealths and then they proclaim local population as terrorists.
They don't realize that 9/11 was inside job by their government to further justify occupation of other countries.