#811 Re: Feedback » Team balance on USA » 2015-08-18 04:55:57

Q- If it is changed to you can only change teams once....what happens at beginning of map when people first join, then jump sides...especially like in Omaha or Market.....and the teams are off from start of map???  How can that map be ever made whole?

#812 Off-Topic » Nephew in his BAnd » 2015-08-17 06:53:41

ATF_SurrenderMonkey
Replies: 2

Hans Eberbach, (raised as a child for several years in Weisbaden) lead singer, songwriter, instrumentals, etc etc,....one of his performances at a local awards ceremony...he won
...in 2015, he switched bands and was up for two awards for two different bands..lol

he has been recording, writing and singing for (20?) years....geez been that long? ha.

really long video..sorry about that.... website is    http://www.hansrocks.com

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbXQuhtAbyg

heres a shorter 3 minute video he did...not as funky as above link..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=96&v=zwfnn_FzCTU

#813 Re: Report Abuse » teamkiller "K" » 2015-08-17 01:45:55

blahahaha got me.  didn't have that in my arsenal......

#814 Re: Server Ban Appeals » Ban Appeal » 2015-08-17 01:07:08

Today....someone told me Kick .19  he is tking everyone on team.  Being somewhat NOT new...I tabbed out..

.19 was me

haha  almost pulled a Pleiades......

#816 Re: Server Ban Appeals » Ban appeal » 2015-08-16 19:41:47

HoOK wrote:

So.. my reputation  is clean now.

as long as there are no more shirtless pictures, yes. 

smile

#817 Re: Off-Topic » Pleiades53 I knew there was something "suspicious" or "special" » 2015-08-16 06:18:09

I was watching an episode of "ancient aliens", about what happened to the cultures of indigenous indians in south america.  One of their theories is that a race of aliens, from the Pleiades system...took them away.  A second theory is that those same aliens
started the race on Easter Island as an experiment, and took them away too.  However, I seem to have read that the islanders were so enamored with the statues that they eventually deforested the entire island....so they lived in caves for awhile and eventually moved on as there was no plant life.

but hey..that's just another theory....

smile

#819 Re: Off-Topic » Ban appeals » 2015-08-15 18:15:15

blahaha  wait for the second video from that link...Jonathon, grown up 24 year old, reinterview about turtles..hahahaha
Hi Jon....I mean Oscar......

hahaha

#820 Re: Off-Topic » Bad parenting? » 2015-08-15 18:08:01

I'm sure this still happens, but it's hard to believe this isn't just another "scripted" scene to prove some point..

#821 Re: Off-Topic » Ban appeals » 2015-08-15 08:16:06

welll....it was an accident....honestly...btw...anyone seen Oscar's turtle????

#822 Re: Server Ban Appeals » Ban Appeal for me Moss » 2015-08-13 08:30:30

The computer/server banned you for "too many kicks for minus-score".  This means it was more than one incident involving a B-17.  Come back and try again in 3 days (Sunday your time).

#823 Re: Off-Topic » Shower anyone? » 2015-08-12 23:29:31

Thanks!  NOthing like a little dusty debris to start the morning shower!

in case I can steal the wifees iPhone....
is there an app for this to point the correct direction???

#824 Off-Topic » Shower anyone? » 2015-08-12 22:09:18

ATF_SurrenderMonkey
Replies: 7

Ha you wish!   I mean the meteor shower......

http://www.timeanddate.com/astronomy/me … rseid.html

Pleaides   please add something!!!

#825 Re: BF1942 Discussion » New Players from Reddit » 2015-08-10 17:17:04

I spent a whole map yesterday, Stalingrad, showing a newbie how to climb down from the ladders without falling.  Difficult to do when continually getting shot at by opposing team.  it was fun though!

today, we will continue the lesson with......how to climb up the ladders to look under your moms bed!

#826 Re: Server Ban Appeals » Unban me! » 2015-08-10 00:52:43

not on USA Server ban list.  Is there a problem trying to get into our server?  If you cannot get in, what is the exact message you get?

#827 Re: Report Abuse » Simple USA server totally out of control right now » 2015-08-09 20:08:02

I was on until about 945pm; 2145, last map I played was Coral Sea....nothing special to report during my tenure....

#828 Re: Server Ban Appeals » Unban me! » 2015-08-09 20:05:17

SS - Ramstein88 wrote:

good if SS - Ramstein88 not listed Look my other nickname General Peron 2 I am using many nicknames not think there's been this easy fracia in soil that does not go there ever been simple to use

You should click on the little PM button on left of this screen under your name.  And send me the keyhash from the BF42 game that you are using.

To find your keyhash, join a server that you are not banned from. Go to the console by pressing the ~ key (next to number 1 button on US Keyboards - don't know where it is on other keyboards). The console will appear, then type    game.listplayers    to display a list of the current players.     Next to your current alias, your CD Hash is listed.

good luck!

#829 Re: Server Ban Appeals » Unban me! » 2015-08-09 19:50:39

Frank(Ger) wrote:

That link leads into the admin section, i think he can´t follow it.


fixed...doh!

http://team-simple.org/forum/viewforum.php?id=4

#830 Re: Report Abuse » cheaters on rtr sw » 2015-08-09 06:40:38

Hemnes wrote:

There are two assholes on RTR + SW server. Their nicknames:
jackasss
Eat fries

These are actually cheaters, changing weapons, wearing multiple bazooka..
Pls watch out

I can see player 1 as an asshole
but
isn't the second player a fryhole?

#831 Re: Off-Topic » Well, It Finally Happened - USA Server » 2015-08-09 05:36:40

Catpain_Blackadder wrote:

It's probably because Moongamers shut down.


Maybe that's where the bots went....can't be too careful nowadays!

#832 Off-Topic » Well, It Finally Happened - USA Server » 2015-08-09 03:11:37

ATF_SurrenderMonkey
Replies: 9

I didn't think, no, believe it would ever ever happen again, at least in the 11 year lifespan of 42.  But it did.....
was I happy about it? well  yes   and no....would I like to  see it happen again?  yes, definitely...but...

Here is the situation

August 8, around 415pm pdt, I had a few minutes to kill so I checked into USA Server to see whats up....Omaha..ugh..
that means bots stole the ship...hmmm...oh well, guess I will give it a try...

and then...wonders of wonders, miracles of miracles, I got this message when I tried to join the server:

FAILED TO CONNECT TO SERVER....
SERVER IS FULL

WTH??? was I dreaming? Did I get a bad batch of Oscar dolls?  whattttt???

I tried again.

SAME MESSAGE!!!!!

the measure of my disbelief was astounding!!! YAH!!!!!!!
and
when I finally got in...the bots were off, and there were only TWO bots!!!
but wait..
the TWO bots had the allied ship!!!!  arrrrrghghhhhhh.....

wake me from this nightmare!!!!!

GRATZ USA SERVER and OMAHA Beach!!!

cool

#833 Re: Server Ban Appeals » Ban appeal » 2015-08-09 03:02:47

serebro2064 wrote:

You said it loud. Won't happen. LOL


that hella funny serebro...worth a point

#834 Re: Server Ban Appeals » Unban me! » 2015-08-09 02:42:27

Honestly? We still cannot help you until you give us the information we need to track your issue.
There is no one with the name SS - Ramstein88 on the USA Server ban list.   Are you sure you don't mean the simple France server?
If so....post at this link.
http://team-simple.org/forum/viewforum.php?id=4

all of the Simple servers need this:

your ingame name
the server you played on
date/time would help to.

help us, help you.  help us, help you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzfc9rjow9g

#835 Re: Feedback » Omaha with planes. » 2015-08-08 18:17:30

kongo wrote:

i think its a good and fun idea to put some airplanes and  see what happens


can we have flying monkeys too?

#837 Re: Feedback » Omaha with planes. » 2015-08-07 08:05:54

Dink..I've played a map like that ....with an axis permanent spawn point across the river...in the middle kind of...
is there a spawn point over the river on that mod?

#838 Re: Feedback » Omaha with planes. » 2015-08-06 20:42:33

janet reno (TX) wrote:

Nameless,

Who is that baby doll?

is that "Prime" grade by USDA standards?

#839 Re: Feedback » Omaha with planes. » 2015-08-06 17:35:23

I think ATF has/had a mod where the foremost pillbox was a defgun and there was another one at the top of the hill on right side.  Of course, there were no bots to steal the ship....

#840 Re: Technical Help » Windows 10 » 2015-08-06 17:14:24

nämeless wrote:
ATF_SurrenderMonkey wrote:
Sunshine wrote:

Shut up I found it lol.

Was Google lost? I didn't get the memo.....

It's a joke well-known among the Russians in the Internet, suitable when a person is asking something obvious which is not difficult to find using Google in a minute.


At least you are probably not subject to these commercials from Captain Obvious:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyRliaitQWs

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