SiMPLE | Forum

never got to fly biplanez. im rdy to red baron dis bich up

u gurls finish this? any1 doing a tourney before bf1 comes out so I can stop by slap a few hoes and collect dat moolah

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I founded and was Commanding Officer at CAL losers "Purps Nurps". I had the worst players in the game. We went winless. It was a privilege to command them. They could not of done it without me.

I was the Commanding Officer at Ridin' Qwerty. We had in excess of 2 players in our clan. I had an officer corps of 1. They all reported directly to me.

I was the founder and Commanding Officer at Fist Army. We won the regular season championship in The NFL. It was a privilege to command these fine women, mostly ex-military coming home from Canada and Mexico. I had an officer corps composed entirely of virgins. They reported directly to me.

I was founder and Commanding Officer of Dick In Each Hand, the last great clan of Battlefield 1942 . We had Jugador. We had Joueur. We had every great player in the history of this game. It was an All-Star team  .. survivors from the great clans of days gone by. I commanded these women in matches and set strategy. All I asked in return was for them to let me suck on their queefs like I have done for championship teams in the past, it was a joy to be at the controls of an intimate ballet of INTENSE ineptness. We went 0-26. So, we quit. It was over. We had been defeated. With sexual prejudice.

Jawbreaker is superior to 99% of all queefs I ever sucked, ever.

He is 100% unequivocally chief queef.

I know EVERYBODY in this game. EVERYBODY. I know who they do. I know who they've done. I know every place they've done it.

The man plays a mean game of Mount Your Friends.

If he sucks you off, you needed suckin off.

Straight Up.

Pilots Ego
Commanding Officer
Founder
First of her name
Protector of the realm
Breaker of chains
Mother of dragons
Purps Nurps
Ridin' Qwerty
Fist Army
DIEH

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joint is gayer than a drop of cum on a moustache

if i collect enuf tears from the fan bois then ill post a vid of ur hero getting man handled

let the hate flow thru you

better than ivo but not good enuf to hang with a real man

And lilypad, bloodied and broken, did turn to the God she had challenged, and where she expected retribution, instead she found compassion. pilots ego met lilypad with an embrace, and looking into the defeated woman's eyes, did say:

"Do not feel shame in this. Because you art human, you failed, but it is because you are human that you would strive to kill a God. Perhaps one day, you will see the task complete."

And lilypad did weep.

all u lurkers should be ashamed of urselves. just sitting there letting all these mofos talk shit when u no i am the only one that can back it up

the outcome is certain u fluffers

pilots ego will kill ur king. i am not a merciful god so be prepared for the aftermath

yall miss me? my moms is on vacation for next week, so lets do this bitches

cant wait to see how u all jump to my dick when i win

if you can't take a point off of 'her' then how u expect to teach me anything?

where u at lilypad? ill put a warm hand right upside ur face

why would i screenshot at 9 and not 10? ur hero is the one that rage quit, go ask him y he had to leave just before i put him out of his misery.