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#5 Re: Videos and Screenshots » Battlefield 1942 licence » 2024-10-24 03:48:26
Zincha was unable to obtain the licence.
Moral failure due to the pressure, poor him.
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#6 Re: Videos and Screenshots » My video » 2024-10-24 03:25:03
Sorry, we don't offer the desired item.
But feel free to take a look at the other toys:
#8 Re: Technical Help » Sound issues » 2024-10-17 04:37:20
Yes Ma'am, he's right.
Make it a fresh and new install, like you paint your fingernails every once in a while.
#9 Report Abuse » Player TUPUDUKU » 2024-10-11 01:27:06
- Blindschuetz
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Listen please, TUPUDUKU.
Some people own their stuff, others share their stuff. Which person are you?
I mean, i been watching you operating the APC for a few maps now and have to say,
you really doing a good job there. Honestly, i thought there's a new fellow APC crewmember.
But there's an important lesson you must learn.
Do not take vehicles away from other team members.
Ne prenez pas les véhicules des autres membres de l'équipe.
Dude, seriously, shouldn't one have learned that back in the days of kid playing in sandbox?
My stuff - your stuff. Keep it or share it, man.
Ok, SiMPLE:
- you enter a vehicle and you are (1) then the vehicle is yours.
- when you have to bail out for repairs or change to (2) for defence or surveillance, the vehicle is still considered yours.
You are tank commander. You step out of your armor to tighten the tracks or paint the exhaust pipes,
and some random guy jumps in and simply drives off then you may forget your manners and think of, pardon,
the behaviour of a thieving b@st€Rd stable boi.
Yes, you're absolutely right, it's a game. And a game has rules.
Please show yourself reasonable and sensibly, we even could be good partners,
the APCs can't be operated by one man alone anyway, it's a team vehicle.
You may please keep your eyes open for players like Xberg, Pope, his holyness the, Elon Musk and a few more
for good APC tag team partners.
Alright, here's how it works:
The vehicle owner finds (1) occupied by another player.
The vehicle owner does F6 F7, F6 F7
If the other player does not listen the vehicle owner can call an admin.
The responding admin will type !kill # and the other player will die within a second,
and the vehicle owner has his tank, artillery, jeep, etc back.
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#10 Re: BF1942 Discussion » Veteran player dead. » 2024-10-07 19:52:03
Well spoken, Lecter.
#11 Re: Videos and Screenshots » Battlefield 1942 licence » 2024-10-05 09:14:02
gg indeed, Mille.
This manoeuvre serves as part of learning material for APC commanders.
Zincha is not ready yet to earn himself a licence, but sshhh, let him focus on his tasks.
Ah yes, the quote, it's from Tim Taylor:
get out the APC - even when far away from flag
In view of the fact that it will be the last Axis attempt to fight down the Allied defenders,
i would even love to have the doors of the halftrack locked.
The focus should be on the neutral flag at the bunker for the next 5 minutes.
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F2 F7
Well, this is what i would recommend these soldiers here -
another great work by Canadian military painter Ronald Volstad.
Bailed out near Kursk
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F2 F1
F2 F7
p.s. the knocked out Pz IV had a crew of 5, according to the damage the machinegunner/radio operator is no more.
#12 Re: BF1942 Discussion » Discussion » 2024-10-04 21:11:15
Oh wow.
!base
This could turn into an endless discussion.
#15 Re: Report Abuse » killer88 admin rights » 2024-10-01 02:00:49
Wasn't there thus i don't care.
But Serebro's right. Lead by example.
Only Mad.MelviNs are allowed to molest with F6 F7 more than 3 times in a row.
Anyone got too much class to be harrassed?
#16 Re: Videos and Screenshots » Blind's APC Bible » 2024-09-29 08:14:34
Hi, m'name's Blind,
and i'm your truck driver for this map.
I could greet you like this or something similar, but you may have read that before.
The battle for Wake Island this weekend provided excellent material for a further entry to
Chapter VII. 2 a) The map: reading the field of battle
Axis forces already have set foot on Wake, they have access to a Chi-Ha, Ho-Ha and AA.
Allies have planes up and skilled pilots in team.
Darcano is always good to be the same colour as the truck under my command,
as he's among the top 5 APC hunters on SiMPLE.
Task for the M3A1 armored personnel carrier: keep supply lines short.
The picture was taken a few seconds after the recapture of the NORTH BASE.
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Allies have lost control over the AIRFIELD, Hatsuzuki barrage proves to be quite devastating,
despite the fact that it's stray fire from close to the shore and without proper view.
Axis powers from the beach flag should be fended off, a proper defence should be organised.
Well, at this point the real danger for the truck are trolls and braindead.
72 players. Note the exposed Shokaku.
The buddy defending VILLAGE flag is SPEEDo, praise her conscientiousness, her sense of duty.
The weirdo in (5) is incognito, he busy ->(5) because 72 players.
Well, (5) and (6) in the APC are for licking your wounds or havin' a smoke.
Barely spottable on the map, Cpt.Karwsz by pedestrian, Northern entrance of our !base.
No idea where's Maj.MeriN around.
Side note: the M2 Browning .50 on top of the truck bolstered by two BAR can bring down a Zero really quick.
F2 F7
edit: thx admins
#17 Re: Server Ban Appeals » Repeated ban messages today... who is using Fred Bob's hashcode??? » 2024-09-29 03:33:08
These hash bannings are like nuclear weapons.
Hit many innocents obviously.
Poor them.
#18 Re: Technical Help » Problem connecting to bf1942.eu on Chrome » 2024-09-28 21:46:31
This site can be used as a backup until bf1942.eu is back online: http://bf1942.org/
Another option for me, as i am interested in who is on exactly and i do stick to SiMPLE only, is gametracker:
https://www.gametracker.com/server_info … org:14567/
#19 Re: Report Abuse » Player "Blindschuetz" » 2024-09-25 22:25:58
What i did was not right.
I would like to apologise to you, Alfred.
Sorry.
#20 Re: Server Ban Appeals » Banned? » 2024-09-25 02:11:48
Yeah, and don't ask where the cocktail bar is in the Philippines.
You need to find it on your own.
Once you located it, it's better to order a longdrink or beer. Never a Pornstar Martini.
#21 Re: Videos and Screenshots » Battlefield 1942 comics » 2024-09-05 22:27:29
What, no MerliN's favorite person to dump on or nothin?
Well, no making fun of the wizard this time.
But we always can look into the past, watching your ancestor:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdfG9Cas6DY
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Looks like a broken thumb to me.
Yes, an unfortunate accident that happened during the photo session.
My favourite model and actor, the good Xberg, injured his thumb while spamming F5 F5 for the picture.
#22 Re: Videos and Screenshots » Battlefield 1942 comics » 2024-09-04 20:11:39
British veteran APC with sticker collection.
#23 Re: Videos and Screenshots » Blind's APC Bible » 2024-09-02 06:47:29
APCs are preferred targets on the battlefield.
High strategical and tactical value, light armoured spawn-points.
The enemy is eager and quite inventive when it comes to achieving score and even hitting the jackpot.
Of course there's a chapter in Blind's APC Bible dealing with the categorisation of risks.
This chapter is probably too boring for the public, but I would at least like to show you pictures.
#25 Re: Videos and Screenshots » Blind's APC Bible » 2024-08-28 04:18:58
Thank you, Serebro.
No, i don't hate you. But i hate the fact that in all these years nobody stood against this lunacy:
Planes.
Nasty airmen. Some of them are just trained monkey loopers,
by all means, what was DICE thinking when they equipped the fighter planes with 15 bombs?!
Every honourable Rifleman has a hard time to replenish his ammo, while f °cken planes go rampage.
...fiercely defends his possessions.
Yeah. APCs have pretty long spawntimes on some maps. The Hanomag on Tobruk for example: 12 minutes.
Ah yes, the other day i was at the Battle of the Bulge. As an American APC commander i tried everything
to attract skilled Bazookas against the mass of German tanks.
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Weltenburger Kloster Bier "Anno 1050", according to Graizer and me one of the best beers in all ze werlt.
(Please get me right, all this effort in no-plane-maps only.) I managed to import a few kegs and crates.
Unfortunately Uncle Graizer just chat-spammed some and eventually disconnected. Silly Graizer.
Anyway, the girl on the pictures is true American: Betty Grable.
Ah, please notice - Xberg's ass cushion, fresh from the laundry. Keep your dirty boots off that seat, you hear me?!
F2 F7
#26 Re: Videos and Screenshots » Blind's APC Bible » 2024-08-27 22:10:58
Are you a writer IRL Blind? Just curious.
No, i'm a gardener. Most things i do, i do with passion.
Furthermore i am of a narcisstic nature.
If you guys like my work, reward the artist with a +
This is worth more than most might think.
*sweeps contents of Airman Officer desk away in a rage*
Air Force personnel. Bloated and degenerated. Must be the thin air all the time.
*shakes head*
#27 Re: Videos and Screenshots » Blind's APC Bible » 2024-08-27 02:35:58
Hi all.
Probably every SiMPLE regular has contact with APCs.
Everyone spawns in them, chases and bombs 'em, crashes or commands them.
That means you all are characters in Blind's APC bible.
Xberg tried to sell a copy of the book to Karwsz for 500 DOLLAH.
Limited edition, of course. Hand-signed, and with a lot of bonus material.
I'm not sure if he accepted the offer.
Anyway. Flicking through the book, you eventually come to
Chapter XI - Appendices
This chapter contains all sorts of things:
Lists and tables, notes, postcards and pictures.
Here's a poster from one event, Battle of Britain.
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There's a handwritten note, a small piece of paper by an anonymous, which reads:
2 or 3 APCs can save the Brits.
Maj.MerliN, even with a skilled gunner, cannot.
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Every dedicated fan of Battlefield 1942 should have a copy of this book in his/her library.
By the way, an updated version has a few passages highlighted with textmarker.
For example:
Since the APC gunners are so easy to pick off, give 'em an extra chance with a small gesture.
Everytime before you leave position 2, bring the MG back on 12 o'clock.
Alright, see you in game and F2 F7.
Cheers.
#28 Re: Technical Help » Battlefield 1942 crashing at startup on Win 10 pro,please help » 2024-08-24 23:13:27
I would try uninstall the game.
And install it new.
That helps in many cases.
#30 Re: BF1942 Discussion » Unfair teamstack kick » 2024-08-21 00:12:36
That's interesting.
I would like to hear the opinion of the person with the bad mood.
Care to explain?
Cheers