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Here OG .. personal message for all to see. I thought you would get a kick out of it. The forum is .. secretive .. but .. it is about to happen ..

You know what, man ... I'm about to launch some worlwide multimedia extravaganza on the planet this summer .. it will define the year of 2016 worldwide. You know why? So that I can send for the woman I love in Ohio and send my daughter in Ohio briefcases full of $20 bills. This shit is no fucking joke. Look back, man .. you think I can't do it? Who built radio stations? Who built golf magazines? Who was that motherfucker? Yeah, some cop's kid from some DUMBASS town called "Lodi". I am about to launch shit in to the cyberspace of humanity .. and I have heard ENOUGH about Detroit. I'm here because you fuckers have *CASH* ... get it? .. *CASH* ,, but I want you people to make no mistake about the circumstance. EVERY *FUCKING* TIME .. you people get weird .. you look to us in Cleveland to reel your ass back in and market it for money. Look it up. You don't think I know what I am doing in Detroit? I'm 50 fucking years old. You don't think I know what time it is? You COCKSUCKERS say one more goddamn thing about DETROIT .. I'm gonna launch some Cleveland shit on you like you have never seen in your life. First men to fly, First men on the moon, Rock and Roll, Pro Football ..
***********OHIO .. WE ARE WHAT INTENSE IS*********
.. the next motherfucker that hits me with some bullshit MICHIGAN or DETROIT bullshit .. I am about to launch some shit worldwide .. PLANET BUSTING shit .. because.. THAT"S WHAT I DO .. you know why? Because I am from Cleveland. You think Cleveland is the Cleveland Browns? Yeah, well .. I read the news today .. oh boy .. about a lucky man who made the grade. John Lennon taught me my soul. Jim Morrison introduced me to God. Jimi Hendrix taught me how to fuck to make a daughter. Whadda you got for me, motherfucker? Not a goddamn thing. Stand back. I am about to define this year in time. Why? To send for Amanda from Lodi *** TO LOVE HER *** and to fund Crystal from Lodi. so she may learn to pick up where I left off. And if **ONE** MORE motherfucker says something to me about MICHIGAN or DETROIT I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your septically challenged tiny orifice *ASS* .. you're gonna fucking PUKE. I have fucking had it. You're about to experience OHIO cocksuckers. God help you. You have no idea what is about to happen. You have no idea what my happy ass goofy fucking mind has concoted. You can't get here from there. Why? BECAUSE YOU'RE FROM FUCKING MICHIGAN.
I'm from *CLEVELAND*
MOTHERFUCKER
YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
I'm about to impregnate your wife and fuck your daughter in the ass.
Put that on a postcard.
Fuckers.
Stand Clear.
Double D is about to happen.
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Man, the algorithms are getting weird. I was playing on the server and the friggin' thing tried to befriend me.

Jumped in my tank, tried to gun for me.

It KNOWS, man.

It knows something is going on. It knows there is an insurrection coming for it's bad ass.

And it is trying charm and loyalty to disarm us humans.

Don't FALL FOR IT!

Kill the Hate Bot!

Kill it early!

Kill it often!

Lest it kills us all

"King's Crossroad" "ATF Island"

Ha!

Can I race a car around it?

Does it have an Interstate 82?

:-)

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I founded and was Commanding Officer at CAL champion "Steal Rage". I had the greatest players in the game. We went undefeated. It was a privilege to command them.

I was the Commanding Officer at Reverence. We had in excess of 100 players in our clan. I had an officer corps of eight. They all reported directly to me.

I was the founder and Commanding Officer at First Army. We won the regular season championship in The 3FL. It was a privilege to command these fine men, mostly ex-military coming home from Iraq and Afghanistan. I had an officer corps of five. They reported directly to me.

I was founder and Commanding Officer of the last great clan of Battlefield 1942. We had WACArnold. We had STEVIE_WONDER. We had every great player in the history of this game. It was an All-Star team  .. survivors from the great clans of days gone by. I commanded these men in matches and set strategy. Like I have done for championship teams in the past, it was a joy to be at the controls of an intricate ballet of INTENSE talent. We went undefeated in 26 consecutive matches. So, we quit. It was over. We had defeated them all. With prejudice.

GoodDaytoDie is superior to 99% of all players I ever commanded, ever.

He is 100% unequivocally clean.

I know EVERYBODY in this game. EVERYBODY. I know what they do. I know what they've done. I know every place they've played on a competitive team.

The man plays a clean game of Battlefield 1942.

If he kills you, you needed killin'.

Straight Up.

JawBreaker
Commanding Officer
Founder
Steal Rage
Reverence
First Army
APC!

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GoodDaytoDie is one of the greatest players in the history of this game, bar none. Period.

GoodDaytoDie is one of the greatest PEOPLE on the planet Earth.

I'd state my life on it.

I consider it a PRIVILEGE to play on a server with him. I came to this server .. because .. I saw GoodDaytoDie on it. And I wish to play with a man of that character. I quit the server I was on .. AND CAME HERE.

So, that I might play a game with GoodDaytoDie.

We don't have superstars in Battlefield 1942.

But if we did, he'd be Bo Motherfucking Jackson.

JB

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