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MONTAG

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Tips for beginners (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

Ok i'll start off:

1. If you're a sniper, climb to the tallest mountain around and only poke your head and rifle out. Noone will notice you. Park your jeep close by too. Hiking is tiring!!
2. If you're in AA gun, shoot at ANYTHING and EVERYTHING that looks like a plane. That's why it's AA.
3. If you see one of your mates reparing a tank, jump in, he's about make it ready for you!

L0rd Waggachugga

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Re: Tips for beginners (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

Allways proclaim a better player as a cheater when he kills you, you are the best.

MONTAG

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Re: Tips for beginners (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

If you see a teammate running for a plane in front of you and you realize you want that plane too, just shoot him and the plane is yours. You are probably a better a pilot anyways.

Crapule

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Re: Tips for beginners (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

To provide support and ammo to the pilots, park your APC on the runway.

MONTAG

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Re: Tips for beginners (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

If you want to find out which class is best for you and how much damage a weapon causes, use your teammates and vehicles for target practice back at base. They won't mind.

Cactus

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Re: Tips for beginners (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

Always take the ships closest to land, Shallow waters will prevent submarine attacks, and allied troops will be closer to landing on the beaches.

MONTAG

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Re: Tips for beginners (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

If your plane is being shot down above the middle of the Pacific Ocean even without any of your teammates around to pick your fish ass up, bail out anyways. Anything is better than allowing one point to the enemy pilot.

Meow

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Re: Tips for beginners (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

If you are a sniper, NEVER USE the binoculars. Or if you do, NEVER LEFT CLICK on enemy targets. Rather click on your feet, on the sky, on teammates' position, or out of the borders of the map. And click hundred times in a row ! It's very efficient !

Wespe/Priest/Katusha have tracks, cannon, and powerful damage. Use them to rush in first line and fight the enemy ! If you see someone using them, jump in 1st seat to help him charge while he's firing.

If a player is chatting with another player or admin, spam the chat so that the other player can't read what the 1st player is typing (some admins love and will even congratulate you for this). Add insults and false-reports into your chat, it helps, and admins love it too.

Spawn-apc is armoured and provides respawn for your teammates. Rush it in 1st line among enemy tanks to have teammates spawning and attacking the tanks.

In Battle of Britain, always bail out at factory/towers/carrier to help your team destroy the objectives.

Last edited by Meow (2022-07-19 16:34:37)

MONTAG

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Re: Tips for beginners (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

If you see someone using them, jump in 1st seat to help him charge while he's firing.

Classic!!!

Meow

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Re: Tips for beginners (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

If you're in a vehicle and you see a red logo with a skull on the right of your screen, that means you're in a megafrag area, just stay in the area, move left and right, don't pay attention of the surroundings, you're unkillable !

MONTAG

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Re: Tips for beginners (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

If you're manning a machinegun in a B17 never take your finger off the trigger. There is plenty of ammo and you're helping the pilot by making the plane look more dangerous even from a distance. Plus there's always the chance you might score a headshot!

Lecter

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Re: Tips for beginners (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

Dont drink and drive (ah wrong forum)

MONTAG

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Re: Tips for beginners (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

Dont drink and drive (ah wrong forum)

Well said! Instead find someone who's minding his own business loading jeeps/kübelwagen with expacks, that means he's your uber driver. Jump in and enjoy the ride!

Meow

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Re: Tips for beginners (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

If enemy team captured every flag, and you're the last one of the team, take a sniper kit and hide far away from the battle. They will never find you and who knows, you may kill them all by yourself !

Or if you're in a plane, hold on going far of the flags and kill the carrier, the landing boats...

Last edited by Meow (2022-07-19 17:05:19)

Meow

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Re: Tips for beginners (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

Never heal your teammates as medic/engineer. There's not enough medkit/wrench for everyone !
Especially never heal people with bazooka, they're soooooo useless !

Last edited by Meow (2022-07-19 17:12:20)

Meow

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Re: Tips for beginners (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

If you see an enemy sneaking among your teammates, throw him all your grenades, he won't survive to this !

Last edited by Meow (2022-07-19 17:14:13)

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Re: Tips for beginners (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

Also if you're taking part in ambushing a base with some teammates but they are a little ahead of you, throw your nades after them as support! It might just kill some enemies too!

Meow

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Re: Tips for beginners (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

If you see the enemy flag being shelled by teammate's artillery, don't wait for reinforcement ! Rush to capture the enemy flag while their corpse is still warm on the ground !

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Re: Tips for beginners (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

If it's your first time driving a landing craft and it's full of teammates but you're unsure how to lower hatch then first get ashore safely and then exit to the menu without leaving the driver's seat to find which key you need to press.

Meow

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Re: Tips for beginners (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

If it's your first time driving a landing craft and it's full of teammates but you're unsure how to lower hatch then first get ashore safely and then exit to the menu without leaving the driver's seat to find which key you need to press.

You killed me with this one lmao

MONTAG

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Re: Tips for beginners (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

We've all been there

Meow

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Re: Tips for beginners (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

We've all been there

Thanks for the topic btw, you made my day XD

MONTAG

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Re: Tips for beginners (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

Getting stuck as a Japanease with last remaining base on hill at Iwo Jima is the perfect time to play as a sniper. Mix yourself a drink, get in the cozy bunker and look around for targets while all hell is let loose around you.

Shing

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Re: Tips for beginners (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

Anti-camp is not a rule just a suggestion, just go and carpet bomb the main enemy base with a B17. The server will love you for it!

Crapule

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Re: Tips for beginners (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

Moving the carrier off the map is the best way to protect it from enemy attacks.

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Re: Tips for beginners (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

If you see an admin on your team,  zook him. You will be greatly rewarded for your bravery.

MONTAG

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Re: Tips for beginners (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

If you however accidentally TK someone           ¯\_(ツ)_/¯         Collateral damage.
Carry on, no time to apologize.

henk

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Re: Tips for beginners (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

When taking off with a plane use your right mouse button for a splashing turbo takeoff!

If somehow a teammate get to the plane just before you get there you should throw a nade toward the plane. This also gives a turbo takeoff!

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Re: Tips for beginners (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

Do not put effort on watching your back while driving a tank in Caen, Voltie will not be hunting you down by a zooka shoot.

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Re: Tips for beginners (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

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