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Ilya Repin - Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks to Sultan Mehmed IV of the Ottoman Empire, also known as Cossacks of Saporog Are Drafting a Manifesto 1880 - 1891

    Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks depicts a supposedly historical tableau, set in 1676, and based on the legend of Cossacks sending a reply to an ultimatum of the Sultan of the Ottoman Empire, Mehmed IV

▼Sultan Mehmed IV to the Zaporozhian Cossacks:

    As the Sultan; son of Muhammad; brother of the sun and moon; grandson and viceroy of God; ruler of the kingdoms of Macedonia, Babylon, Jerusalem, Upper and Lower Egypt; emperor of emperors; sovereign of sovereigns; extraordinary knight, never defeated; steadfast guardian of the tomb of Jesus Christ; trustee chosen by God Himself; the hope and comfort of Muslims; confounder and great defender of Christians - I command you, the Zaporogian Cossacks, to submit to me voluntarily and without any resistance, and to desist from troubling me with your attacks.

--Turkish sultan Mehmed IV

▼The Cossacks' reply

The Cossacks' reply came as a stream of invective and vulgar rhymes, parodying the Sultan's titles:

    Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!

    O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.

    You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!

    So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

    - koshovyi otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.

▼Письмо турецкого султана к казакам

    Я, султан и владыка Блистательной Порты, сын Ибрагима I, брат Солнца и Луны, внук и наместник Бога на земле, властелин царств Македонского, Вавилонского, Иерусалимского, Великого и Малого Египта, царь над царями, властитель над властелинами, несравненный рыцарь, никем не победимый воин, владетель древа жизни, неотступный хранитель гроба Иисуса Христа, попечитель самого Бога, надежда и утешитель мусульман, устрашитель и великий защитник христиан, повелеваю вам, запорожские казаки, сдаться мне добровольно и без всякого сопротивления и меня вашими нападениями не заставлять беспокоиться.

    Султан турецкий Мехмед IV.

▼Вариант письма запорожских казаков к султану

   Запорожские казаки турецкому султану!

   Ты, султан, чёрт турецкий, и проклятого чёрта брат и товарищ, самого Люцифера секретарь. Какой ты к чёрту рыцарь, когда голой жопой ежа не убьёшь. Чёрт высирает, а твое войско пожирает. Не будешь ты, сукин ты сын, сынов христианских под собой иметь, твоего войска мы не боимся, землёй и водой будем биться с тобой, распроёб твою мать.

    Вавилонский ты повар, Македонский колесник, Иерусалимский пивовар, Александрийский козолуп, Большого и Малого Египта свинопас, Армянский ворюга, Татарский сагайдак, Каменецкий палач, всего света и подсвета дурак, самого аспида внук и нашего хуя крюк. Свиная ты морда, кобылиная срака, мясницкая собака, некрещённый лоб, мать твою ёб.

   Вот так тебе запорожцы ответили, плюгавому. Не будешь ты даже свиней у христиан пасти. Этим кончаем, поскольку числа не знаем и календаря не имеем, месяц в небе, год в книге, а день такой у нас, какой и у вас, за это поцелуй в жопу нас!

   Подписали: Кошевой атаман Иван Сирко со всем лагерем Запорожским

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Very bad language, would be kicked on any server.

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Re: Room of Culture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymnsV5CQcc4

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Very bad language, would be kicked on any server.

point of no-return, language of freedom

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dancing is a part of each culture also ,we have lots of style in dancing ,in some countries dancing is just shaking ass ,but here is beatuiful one which have done in Tajikistan by eastern womens of iran

sorry for low quality
https://youtu.be/Eo7vtus_fy4

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dancing is a part of each culture also ,we have lots of style in dancing ,in some countries dancing is just shaking ass ,but here is beatuiful one which have done in Tajikistan by eastern womens of iran

sorry for low quality
https://youtu.be/Eo7vtus_fy4

This guy on a show I watch always says something like there's 2 things that are important to all cultures and tells the story about the people: music (including song and dancing) and food. Everywhere you go, even areas that are close to each other, there are still differences that make each special.

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dancing is a part of each culture also ,we have lots of style in dancing ,in some countries dancing is just shaking ass ,but here is beatuiful one which have done in Tajikistan by eastern womens of iran

sorry for low quality
https://youtu.be/Eo7vtus_fy4

Nothing interesting here, they don't even twerk.

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This guy on a show I watch always says something like there's 2 things that are important to all cultures and tells the story about the people: music (including song and dancing) and food. Everywhere you go, even areas that are close to each other, there are still differences that make each special.

which guy? you understand what the singer says?

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Nothing interesting here, they don't even twerk.

this one should be intersting for you

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Nothing interesting here, they don't even twerk.

this one should be intersting for you
http://imgserv.com/images/2016/11/07/NHjC3p9w.png

What?

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nämeless pretending not to understand

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Sure, I don't.

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؟!!!   What does it mean

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"Out of office"

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This guy on a show I watch always says something like there's 2 things that are important to all cultures and tells the story about the people: music (including song and dancing) and food. Everywhere you go, even areas that are close to each other, there are still differences that make each special.

which guy? you understand what the singer says?

His name is Andrew Zimmern.

No, I don't understand anything that song says.

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Some interesting news about this guy.

http://team-simple.org/forum/viewtopic. … 319#p99319

https://www.rt.com/news/407017-pavlensk … it-france/

I have to congratulate French people, he's your problem now.

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Some interesting news about this guy.

http://team-simple.org/forum/viewtopic. … 319#p99319

https://www.rt.com/news/407017-pavlensk … it-france/

I have to congratulate French people, he's your problem now.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWX7rBV4Yx4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRlvTLhIoW0

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Some interesting news about this guy.

http://team-simple.org/forum/viewtopic. … 319#p99319

https://www.rt.com/news/407017-pavlensk … it-france/

I have to congratulate French people, he's your problem now.

You're welcome

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Some interesting news about this guy.

http://team-simple.org/forum/viewtopic. … 319#p99319

https://www.rt.com/news/407017-pavlensk … it-france/

I have to congratulate French people, he's your problem now.

He went from nailing his ball sack and sewing his mouth to just lighting fires? That's disappointing.

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Some interesting news about this guy.

http://team-simple.org/forum/viewtopic. … 319#p99319

https://www.rt.com/news/407017-pavlensk … it-france/

I have to congratulate French people, he's your problem now.

He went from nailing his ball sack and sewing his mouth to just lighting fires? That's disappointing.

He was arrested already for burning the doors of the Federal Security Service building in Russia but France provided him political asylum as for a fighter against the bloody Putin's regime.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-QCfVG44vg

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Bach in russian version suck ^^

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Bach in russian version suck ^^

You suck

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm8kpZoX32k

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This is the best version, in my opinion, of Jean Sibelius Symphony no. 1, conducted by Sir Simon Rattle. I think it is performed by the City of Birmingham Symphony Orchestra. Hope you enjoy it, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQdXGfWJ7u0

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Merci pour ce morceau !! it's just so much better when you share what you like than when you tell us about those you hate

TOOKIE GOODNITE

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I was thinking about starting a "arts & crafts" thread, but will add to this instead. I found this guitar while driving down the street on top of a trash heep. I grabbed it thinking I could make a lamp out of it.

But now I'm thinking of cutting the neck and use the body as a table with the neck being a lamp mounted on one end.

Nice topic!

Ok, so one day I was bored and wanted to try to draw a picture.
Some of my friends kinda liked it , so I decided to share it
https://s12.postimg.org/lh72e2srh/1_8rfz_W_w_WI.jpg

That sure looks like charcoal to me.

Here's casts I've had in the past that I drew on.

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nasir-ol molk mosque  ,Shiraz (200 years old)

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and ceiling of the 400 years old Hasht Behesht (means 8 heavens ) palace