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#241 Re: BF1942 Discussion » PLAYER OF THE YEAR 2019 contest » 2019-11-13 18:58:02
AlboBallist wrote:Sure we crash 90% of the time we dogfight, but still... He's one of the best admins.
LMAO
oh my vote:
player: dunno yet
admin: dunno yet
VIP: Black Mamba... he work his ass off to organize the only ONE AND ONLY tournament still running on this crappy cool game ❤️
so people VOTE before Black Mamba walks away with the medals! (he would probably donate it to one of the winners of the tournament he organized a bit ago, is there already a winner team in there? why not mention them here Black Mamba???!!!! Take care man ur awesome, love your honesty)
#242 Re: BF1942 Discussion » PLAYER OF THE YEAR 2019 contest » 2019-11-13 17:26:57
nämeless wrote:ICQ, there should be a name for your behaviour disorder.
Who is that guy in the gif? Ur dad?
Dont worry black mamba i have good news. I went to the doctor today and he found ur problem... it is somewhere in my head. He said it ok "they can take it out".... so, uuh not sure when he plan the procedure but he told me that "after they take it out it be nice and quiet".
Thats good news aye?
Also i thinking to donor my "not needed body parts" for a good cause.
Since we know u a bit "short on cells" i was thinking maybe u wanna have my brain. They can put it in if the removal procedures is succesful. Only take them 2 hours to connect it to your spine nerve system.
dont worry i really not need my brain, i have a golden heart so i be fine...
HOW ARE YOU? U already fit in a bit? Lova ya...
"a spammer who try to fit in" thats funny man, so funny (*insert gay guy laugh gif animation here)
(excellent place/thread for you to try to flame/troll me, while people try to pick a winner you point oit the looser, ur so kind and positive)
#243 Re: BF1942 Discussion » PLAYER OF THE YEAR 2019 contest » 2019-11-12 16:57:10
A spammer with unknown behavior disorder.
No offence icq, just kiddin'.
love ya! 
i once had same disease, it spreads with that Dutch pills with smile face!
LOL! 
nah that ain't it... dont do drugs guys.. xtc is crap! take a beer or good wine if u really HAVE to
gotto go back i am in the court room (case is doing well this lawyer is kick-ass smart)
but in a few hour i have to rush to city hall for an important meeting bla bla bla busy
#244 Re: Server Ban Appeals » My banned thread » 2019-11-12 14:33:51
Zwarrior wrote:this is nonsense, no one would kick or ban you for just standing there looking at the tab menu, ¿why are you not showing the other half of the story?
It's privacy, you know. Another half of the story consists of a webcam video of him and girls from the Danish elite model agency.
ROFL LMAO!!!!!! (i have to go) take care all... nameless have a nice day sir
#245 Re: BF1942 Discussion » PLAYER OF THE YEAR 2019 contest » 2019-11-12 14:20:46
ICQ, there should be a name for your behaviour disorder.
Change my TAG here on the forum from SPAMMER to "unknown behavior disorder"... how about that? that would make me VERY happy
BLACK MAMBA i hope you have a great day there!
FYI Black Mamba i suffer from PTSD... i have plenty doctor... u want to talk to them too? Also i am in therapy with Latino... so there you go. Thank you for the awesome lovely advise. I know you care so much about me (us).... and you? How are you Black Mamba? Let me guess... u are fine u not need anyone anything u are superman without flaws. Anyway have fun staying boring.
BB gotto go to a court case.. crazy busy here atm (give me a few days)
#246 Re: Off-Topic » Funny Videos and Pics... » 2019-11-11 08:11:44
iCQ wrote:whats a "rez kid"?
well in this context i was referring to digital spam....
not spam spam spam although that is spam too
https://youtu.be/_bW4vEo1F4E?t=19I know.. I was just kidding lol.
Rez kids are just people who were raised on reservations. Many reservations have food distribution centers and there's always tons of spam. We'd make tons of different meals with it and cook it different ways.
Thank you SO MUCH for teaching me ma'am! I didn't know that (there is obviously a lot i do not know).
my grandma LOVED spam...
i miss her, grandma if u read this.. i go get/bake u some spam from the kitchen ok? MISS YOU
(i cry one moment, have to pick away a tear)
My grandma lived through ww1 and ww2 here in Amsterdam... she was rich with grandpa lived in the posh "gulden winckelstraat" in Adam. But she never stopped eat spam!
That street is now a street for poor people, mainly black people and Muslims... crime rates higher than i can spam, i mean post on.
#247 Re: BF1942 Discussion » PLAYER OF THE YEAR 2019 contest » 2019-11-11 06:53:48
//off-topic modus ON
u want to fit in? why u tell us that here buddy? u are member here way before i was
Besides we all want to fit in, do not worry my dear son.. it is ok, u be fine, nobody said u didnt fit in with the nazi's trolls and other scum here.
Black Mamba, u really cannot fit in ANYONE who u think should get a "gold medal"?
anyway super cool flames for a non-troll,,,,,, +1 for u
And i gotto laugh.. u are called the "tournament guy" but i checked... you never did unreal tournament...
i bet i own ur old mans ass in that, way faster, game:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0npHQDZS3Dc
fresh upload from today, 1vs2 match, a baby can see this UNREAL game is way way WAY more pro gamer than BF1942
yes.. 1vs2 match.. and putinhyilo still won 7-0 hehehehehe i love the guy
//off-topic modus OFF
#248 Re: Server Ban Appeals » My banned thread » 2019-11-11 06:00:31
You have already used all of your positive votes today.
piper i love you ❤️ i miss you
be well please
(sorry for my mess)
#249 Re: Off-Topic » Post some (interesting) videos! » 2019-11-11 05:24:11
nice link jorgen! i just upload this to youtube (stolen from facebook/9gag)
thnx arkos i reply ya
*(sorry i going OFF TOPIC sorry guys, stupid video share i do above)
#250 Re: Report Abuse » getting kicked for no reason » 2019-11-11 04:48:48
jorgen fyi (-for your information) sunshine IS admin.... and not just any admin... she is uuh.. i dunno how to say it...
if she tell me to go sit i go sit.. (i love her)
she is also an UBER cool gurl irl
#251 Re: Off-Topic » Funny Videos and Pics... » 2019-11-11 02:19:01
whats a "rez kid"?
well in this context i was referring to digital spam....
not spam spam spam although that is spam too
https://youtu.be/_bW4vEo1F4E?t=19
#252 Re: Off-Topic » Funny Videos and Pics... » 2019-11-11 02:13:07
Since we are talking about spam... i figured i explain some fools here what actual spam IS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4Uc-cztsJo
Do not worry, dont cry baby.. it is funny this time
#253 Re: Server Ban Appeals » My banned thread » 2019-11-10 23:38:32
@dion: i do play that also!!!! (a lot actually, usually when sober) 
(i am not a drinker, i had to join in with my trucker buddy who trucks to east europe A LOT, he at the end of the video)
@AlboBallist: i got that...from... YOU! hahahaha thnx for the new link, i listen right now (so i post not so much, i got a flamer: http://team-simple.org/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=145127 please cast your vote guys... name someone!
Why? Because we have to reward each other... this is the last few weeks of 2019... we HAVE to reward before the year is GONE
I will personally pick a winner in jan 2020... if ANYONE shows up with a vote that is... the winner will get something really special, i promise
#254 Re: BF1942 Discussion » PLAYER OF THE YEAR 2019 contest » 2019-11-10 23:26:50
Go see a doctor
LOL! said the doctor "black mamba" seriously i just back from therapy man... what about you? *next time PM me to flame me
2nd place | BF1942 Mini League 2v2 Infantry Fall 2018 Season
2nd place | SW/RTR Infantry Champions 2v2 CQ Open Cup 2018
2nd place | SiMPLE Flettner Arena 1v1 CQ Cup 2017
5th place | Mamba's 2v2 CQ Tank Nations Cup 2015
NOT IMPRESSED.. stfu silly noob
Black Mamba name someone (not yourself retard) be ontopic or LEAVE
#255 Re: Off-Topic » our heroes and people you admire » 2019-11-10 23:24:43
...
I knew a woman for years, before she got vice World Champion in Bodybuilding in the 80's
Some years later i met her and she told me, that she had several Aborts, because the egg could not nest. Her abdomen was to hard.
...
That is soooo SAD... poor girl.. work so hard and not get the baby-reward... lets pray for her she will be rewarded somehow\anyhow!
#256 Re: Off-Topic » Funny Videos and Pics... » 2019-11-10 23:21:45
#257 Re: Report Abuse » getting kicked for no reason » 2019-11-10 23:01:52
Looks like you were auto-kicked on 11/03, but here are the totals:
Line 5495: 9/2/2019 03:38:20 : Server: Player jorgen kicked.
Line 2792: 9/21/2019 13:57:21 : Server: Player Jorgen banned.
Line 2795: 9/21/2019 13:57:26 : Server: Player Jorgen unbanned.
Line 2797: 9/21/2019 13:57:43 : Server: Player Jorgen banned.
Line 7092: 10/6/2019 08:53:16 : Server: Player jorgen kicked.
Line 7461: 10/18/2019 11:25:58 : Server: Player Jorgensen kicked.
Line 3324: 10/22/2019 11:08:28 : Server: Player jorgen kicked.
Line 5976: 10/24/2019 11:50:02 : Server: Player jorgen kicked.
Line 5850: 10/28/2019 08:17:41 : Server: Player jorgen kicked.
Line 1035: 11/3/2019 04:02:35 : Server: Player jorgen kicked.
Line 2740: 11/3/2019 09:14:15 : Server: Player Jorgen unbanned.
Line 3024: 11/8/2019 15:04:33 : Server: Player jorgen kicked.I don't know what those bans were all about, but:
10/06 disrupting
10/18 teamstack
10/22 teamstack
10/28 teamkill
11/08 teamkillBe careful with your choices on the server jorden..
EDIT:
jorgen wrote:how can i take screenshot of an unexpected situation?
Don't know, maybe PRINTSCREEN key? Search the web for that answer
LOL printscreen hehehe
i say u best use fraps: https://www.fraps.com
better yet.. just pay good attention to the admins and the rules... saves u a lot of trouble and butthurt buddy!
Peace Jorgen! GOOD luck and HAVE FUN!
(sorry i have to go now, i post WAY too much this weekend)
#258 Re: BF1942 Discussion » PLAYER OF THE YEAR 2019 contest » 2019-11-10 22:02:55
*me myself is still in doubt:
TheVicar (whats in a name?)
Grazier (most funny player)
HillBillyNinja (total good guy, too bad he been bashed a bit too much)
Latino Troll & Jazzy (they are real interesting and always there for you)
pfff... but i think i have to do a "safe bet" and go for ARKOS i seen him do several "admin AND player jobs" it boggles my mind! This guy IS GOOD!
P.s. best admins are admins that not generate complaints but kick-ass like no-one else
IF YOU HAVE A WORST PLAYER OF THE YEAR PUT HIM/HER IN ALSO
IT IS OK, NAME AND SHAME IS OUR GAME
empty your heart ❤️ before it is 2020
#259 Re: Server Ban Appeals » My banned thread » 2019-11-10 21:55:36
@ ICQ
My buddy ICQ!
How r u buddy, have u healed from that awful bicycle accident?
Oh yes sir thanks! Im totally fine now (my liver function is almost back to 100% i tested it yesterday with some beer:
(finally i can repair ur tank again in battle sir, FINALLY)
#260 BF1942 Discussion » PLAYER OF THE YEAR 2019 contest » 2019-11-10 21:30:59
- iCQ
- Replies: 44
Dear BF1942 Soldiers, the year is almost gone, some died, some got medals....
WHO DO YOU THINK SHOULD BE PLAYER OF THE YEAR 2019??
Please give ingame nick and reason why u think he/she is BEST. Only BF1942 community players please.
Example:
nick: SUNSHINE
reason: because she is hot
P.s. several people cannot be put in the list:
iCQ (because thats me, that would not be fair, never reward spammers/ViP)
TUIA (because he doesnt play BF, besides he a total noob/FOUNDER/BOSS)
NAMELESS (because he is a gay nigger and he is obviously also corrupt/HEAD ADMIN)
u can also make an admin/mod vote, just specify why/what
Cheaters, glitchers and people who got banned can also be rewarded, we dont care/we dont judge... as long as it is YOUR best player of the year!!
iCQ
over-and-out (roger that!)
#261 Re: Server Ban Appeals » My banned thread » 2019-11-10 21:11:01
jorgen wrote:well i don't think this thread is about me, but thank you for thinking so highly about me. no i did not get banned anywhere i just got technical problems. i can't join from server list. so i got a short cut for joining servers. and i run linux and i'm no linux wizard.
I think you've found a right forum. You might become a local hero for 2nd ss if you haven't become yet.
Let me simplify everything a bit. Ask dionysus for joining his clan. I bet he'd agree, you'd perfectly fit.
Dionysus is NOT THAT BAD is he? ❤️ (i like him a lot, call me insane bud!)
#262 Re: The Gutter » Well done hinkebein » 2019-11-10 21:09:48
❤️ be well Sepp, never let those tards get under your skin!
#263 Re: Technical Help » Disconnected from the server » 2019-11-10 19:28:33
First of all, why can't i use vpn. It's for my own privacy. Yesterday i played with vpn without any problems...
Edit: I tested it without a vpn and it works, but i want it to work with my vpn turned on!
FIRST OF ALL u are allowed to play here with VPN... why not???
to FPS with a vpn is very stupid...
everybody trying to LOWER their ping but you try to higher it?
or u really think when u join the server with a VPN we not going to see you?
or is it you just want ur VPN to be autostart on your windows box (lol a windows 10 user who demand VPN, thats hilarious mate) and u dont want to turn it "on" and "off" when u decide to go do an online game?
Let me tell you something about VPN:
VPN is made and used NOT FOR GIVING YOU PRIVACY!!!!
Virtual Private Networks we use for MANY YEARS to protect against hackers and man/in/the/middle "attacks". So you protect ur connection from point A (your workstation) to point B (your office server). But if point A or B is compromised it is all USELESS.
Nowadays VPN's are sold to naive people claiming it will protect their privacy... we get those retards who use WINDOWS or ANDROID and pay dollars to connect to websites. Your point A is compromised, you use windows 10 telemetry bla bla this and that...
your point B is not an office or a bank... it is an online game!!! what are u trying to secure?
or you try to download porn while u game? (still not a use case scenario for VPN)
VPN is a trend these days... everybody selling it... promise you to secure your privacy/data... but instead THEY COLLECT YOUR DATA and sell it on or whatever.
A vpn u suppose to run YOURSELF (in your company or server for example)... you not suppose to hire someone elses VPN.... thats plain stupid.
That is like "i want to eat strawberry icecream" so you send your brother out with ur wallet and u ask him "can u go buy and eat icecream?". U giving it(data) AWAY for money...
#264 Re: Off-Topic » Free games » 2019-11-10 06:15:09
#265 Re: Off-Topic » Post your photos! » 2019-11-10 05:21:24
youtube blocked the video.. i stepped on a bible while playing a WMG song... sorry guys, welcome to amerika!
#266 Re: Server Ban Appeals » Am I banned? » 2019-11-10 03:35:12
players here get banned because rules they break,
you are banned because i dont know, i am no admin... give it a few moments, they be here to help you
i am here to tell you that you got the wrong driver set... never download chinese drivers... only download nazi, i mean dutch drivers.. they are clean and half price!
(can u tell im drunk?)
time, take time.. they be here to help... i promise, they always do!
are you that guy who took my tank and fly it into my ship? then yes you are banned.. it was MY tank.. i mean MY ship.. i mean MY SERVER... wait.. i meant i just work here... you took my nade the wrong way, are you GAY?
#267 Re: Off-Topic » Post your photos! » 2019-11-10 03:24:31
insert video0
(i think i just posted a video in the photo sextion... oh boy, am i wrong)
#268 Re: Off-Topic » Post your photos! » 2019-11-10 03:02:04
Wrong topic, lets adjust and correct this crap down here RIGHT NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNPbUkMNEwo
Sleepyyyyy zzzzZZZZZ
Johnny we worry, Johnny we're sorry... wont u come home,
Nothing to see here
tuia and nameless are try to group us, guide us... lead us.. into the right box... into FIRE
never follow the wrong heart ❤️
boem, HEADSHOT
#269 Re: Off-Topic » Post your photos! » 2019-11-10 02:35:09
AlboBallist SORRY dear friend, i got a bit lost here, bloody shame i crossed YOU AlboBallist <3 (insert lovely smiley)
#270 Re: Off-Topic » Post some (interesting) videos! » 2019-11-09 09:08:24
nice share ZATOICHI