#181 Off-Topic » Quotes » 2012-10-09 21:40:30

Dudeck
Replies: 7

Well, we already have 5k+ posts, plenty to choose from. Give some funny/weird/wtf quotes here.

I'll start with some players' excuses (amazing big_smile):

Skip5Jack wrote:

my kid finally admitted to trying a no fog thing

Evolution wrote:

I assume the person who was playing was my brother at the time

asgrimurgunn wrote:

My friend was playing today and was teaching me how to glitch.

bennyis wrote:

my brother had gotten banned. He just came back from Afghanistan as a soldier of the United States. We used to play this game as kids together.

Black Mamba wrote:

I would like to address to all that I am daltonian, which means I cannot distinguish the colors in game...

brigg: yea, i do remember tk`ing people. i was very drunk at the time..
sorry
Timmos: so we are too drunk to remove your ban. i say goodday!
brigg: what? who are you? gtfo pls, its my post..

Nateos | George wrote:

ffs, i came to see your response and see the post after mine, made me wonder if i m normal lol

tuia wrote:

You are playing too much, YourMother, chill out.

These are just from the Server Ban Appeals section. Just 1% of what's really worth reminding smile

#183 Re: Feedback » A new forum section » 2012-10-08 15:18:03

Just waiting for some Chinese to create a topic there big_smile. Just kidding, good ideas.

#184 Re: Feedback » Spawn times » 2012-10-08 11:57:15

Theres already such a topic. And its impossible not to reset the time when u fail to select a spawnpoint

#185 Re: Report Abuse » Admin HealthY banned me for kicking him. » 2012-10-08 01:28:45

When did i say ud been radio spamming (or spawning)?

#186 Re: Report Abuse » Meskalero » 2012-10-08 00:15:17

He also uses his normal nickname. Seems his ban expired, its up to u if u want to ban him again

#187 Re: Feedback » Planes on Omaha Beach » 2012-10-06 22:27:13

Because it's not playable with 70 players?

#188 Re: Report Abuse » El Alamein plane mining » 2012-10-06 15:44:52

So it wasn't portuguese? U understand both of them?

#189 Re: Server Ban Appeals » Banned by accident. » 2012-10-06 15:42:40

try to ban 'ich' then. Most probably sergej faehrlich will be banned tongue

#190 Re: Server Ban Appeals » Ban Appeal : ich » 2012-10-05 21:49:34

tuia wrote:

people being kicked or banned must understand the commands being typed.

They must understand yellowe messages, but the commands? I often type them in teamchat, even if I kick a player from enemy team. Should I use allchat to kick enemies? Always wondered smile

dary wrote:

I just mean a ban is hard, even if player know the rules.

Today i banned quite a few players for sfv without warning. It happened because their intentions were clear 'Ill shoot u because I want u to get out so I can steal that plane!' or 'Ill shot u because Im a dummy'. Perhaps ich's ban was harsh, true, I knew I would meet him here so we could explain things smile

#191 Server Ban Appeals » Backmania » 2012-10-05 19:44:46

Dudeck
Replies: 1

banned for1day accidentally , he had -score anyway, but u can unban him, ty tongue

#192 Re: Server Ban Appeals » Ban Appeal : ich » 2012-10-05 19:14:07

tuia wrote:

!b15mins command added. Don't abuse it!

Why not just !b15 or !bmin, we have to type that muuuuch sad

#193 Re: Feedback » Planes on Omaha Beach » 2012-10-05 17:30:17

or add 1/2 more jeep/s for allies?

#194 Re: Server Ban Appeals » Ban Appeal : ich » 2012-10-05 17:27:54

1h would be better
edit. after I think about it, we dont need such ban tongue

#195 Re: Feedback » Lower spawn times » 2012-10-05 14:55:34

Yea, first spawntime should be later. It's possible to take enemy flag BEFORE ANY ENEMY SPAWNS ON the map

#196 Re: Server Ban Appeals » Ban Appeal : ich » 2012-10-05 14:50:36

dary wrote:

Every player should be treated the same way

I'm not sure, u wanna treat new players who dont know the rules same way as ppl familiar with them? Same with guys who understand u and 'I dont english' russians.

#197 Re: Server Ban Appeals » Ban Appeal : ich » 2012-10-05 13:16:41

ich wrote:

Actually I can't understand to be banned for this without any warning

I rather dont warn players for that (sometimes when they make a single shot), quick reaction is needed.

ich wrote:

nor kick

As you are an experienced player, we can presuppose u know the rules so we can demand better behaviour from u. But u didnt even mention damaging that plane in ur first post, is if it was sth normal sad.

#198 Re: Server Ban Appeals » Ban Appeal : ich » 2012-10-05 00:51:44

Hi ich, I banned  u for shooting taking off plane with thompson, not sure but it could be Bender inside. I knew u as a good player so I thought u would understand the ban and hoped to see ur appeal here. But I am surprised u forgot about that sfv. Doesnt matter if ure unbanned anyway.

And the bug was caused by enemy who got into vehicle inside the death bubble

#199 Re: BF1942 Discussion » Basebombing » 2012-10-03 23:39:19

Yea, everybody is shit-scared when I am over their mainbase, but flyover is allowed.

#200 Re: Feedback » Omaha Beach » 2012-10-03 10:58:43

nämeless wrote:

There was a kind of bad experience using mines on this map because well mine-strewn slopes doesn't allow enemy vehicles to come up on the hill. It provides some advantage for Axis.

exactly, it's a great advantage axis really don't need

#201 Re: BF1942 Discussion » Basebombing » 2012-10-02 21:26:03

Generally, everybody who can kill enemies is 'mortal'. It means u can kill firing artillery, tanks, aa's, even snipers camping in buildings on Battleaxe. But the rest is untouchable, so don't try to destroy AA with wespe or something (but innocent victims happen big_smile).



nämeless wrote:
Denny wrote:

aa guns you can destroy or artilerry if it fires too

You're talking like Jedi master Yoda. smile

And those are YourMother's influences, my dear.

#202 Re: Feedback » Radiospam (I NEED ARTILLERY FIRE!!! x 5) » 2012-09-27 22:29:28

We are quite smart, Zody. We know the topic without reading it smile

#203 Re: Feedback » Radiospam (I NEED ARTILLERY FIRE!!! x 5) » 2012-09-27 14:05:50

Your post is way too long, but I think i understand the topic. I really pay attention to radio spamming since we don't have too much work with tkers and other morons (comparing to what used to happen a few weeks ago). A very important thing is to let them (spammers) know why they get kicked. There's always problem with russians who don't understand a word in english, I feel very sorry kicking them sad. But always give them chance to understand (NO SPAM OR KICK sometimes works better that USE RADIO COMMANDS ONCE)

#205 Re: Feedback » Lagging when close to 70ppl on server? » 2012-09-22 16:25:43

Denny, just buy yourself a normal comp and stop spamming about it sad

#206 Re: Server Ban Appeals » Please remove the ban » 2012-09-15 21:05:42

what is this conversation about? big_smile

#207 Re: Server Ban Appeals » banned in SiMPLE [FRA] » 2012-09-11 22:24:00

50 grenades all told, your and the second guy's called Berner or something like that, I think it's possible.

It's up to tuia now if u have ur ban time shortened. For me its ok to unban u, let's say, tomorrow, as u seem to be quite normal.

ed. and George, its probably called 'telepathy', u know what Im about to write and u answer before I post it smile

#208 Re: Server Ban Appeals » banned in SiMPLE [FRA] » 2012-09-11 21:53:26

How could i drive to the enemy lines if u and some other guy (also banned) kept throwing grenades at me? I had to deal with u and keep repairing my tank. You took advantage  BFSM crash, so I couldnt ban u before, I did it after 5-10 minutes and 50 grenades thrown.
And I know what to do with tank, when the proper moment to advance is.

I think you have been banned for 1 week, if so, I would leave it


lol, George, I've just teleported my post big_smile

#209 Re: Report Abuse » Sorry - I dont want ban » 2012-09-07 20:18:47

I think i banned him less than 24h ago, yesterday evening. How could he come back today?

#210 Report Abuse » tking and disconnecting, what is happening today? o_O » 2012-09-04 14:17:10

Dudeck
Replies: 7

http://bfkhdb.selaron.de/index.php?play … 958#result
he's just one of such players today. But without IP we cant do a ship

ed. barbacue is another one, just banned him for week but I was too late or he just changed his cdkey. I think u could ban him by IP if i banned him

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