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#151 Re: Off-Topic » A gratuitous gallery of warbirds for Memorial Day... » 2016-07-05 10:27:17
Daryl!!! What did it stand for? Data Analysed Robot Youth Lifeform, or something like that. I think that was the very first VCR movie that my family rented, around 1987. Now that's a nostalgia hit!
#152 Re: Off-Topic » A gratuitous gallery of warbirds for Memorial Day... » 2016-07-05 05:41:54
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SR71 was an reconnaissance plane.
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I'd still consider a transport plane, DC3 for example, as a 'warbird' so long as it had a military application.
#153 Re: Report Abuse » FLICKOFSWITCH ABUSE & INSULT » 2016-07-04 02:56:07
EVERYBODY STOP THIS FIGHTING, I ONLY WANTED TO GET FAMOUS ON TV. Ever since I was a little girl growing up in Ghetto Berlin I always saw myself bored of all the noobs, then I'd go to the other side of the Atlantic at GBZ Stalingrad, FG stalin, etc. Nothing. Out of all ideas of where there was any challengers. I join The last place anyone would look (now I see why), West coast. Instantly I join the server, the entire gang is there, ATF Surrendrerrerrmonkeye, Icebagels, Flickoftheswitch, BoS, And the main boss.. I even shiver in fear saying his name.. Pitviper...
Petrified, I stare blankly at them pounding their fists into their wives and children *cough* I mean their hand, Pitviper walks up to me *likes a few lachesis posts* "You aren't nothing, play these 2 guys and then I might give you a chance to 1v1 me" He puts me up against the baddest motherfuckers I have ever seen in my life, Starting with Muffin Man from moongamers.. Amazed I beat him, with a solid 15-14 score(ik destroyed him) After that I beat Bfsoldier, spieler, but then pitviper comes in... I quickly call lachesis to come save me, but pitviper... his aim was like insane I could not believe my eyes... he was destroying everyone who i called to help. And when I took my hands away from my face to hide the tears and to hide from the horror that was the game, he vanished, then I knew I met the best BattleField Nineteen Hundred Forty two infantry player, He is the greatest player the world has ever seen.
I have no idea what this is all about, but it was enjoyable reading with my morning coffee!
#154 Re: Server Ban Appeals » Please Ban Tunzii » 2016-07-01 13:29:48
I like the way you can select all three answers. Brexit should have had the same option.
#155 Re: Feedback » Suggestion to admins » 2016-06-30 05:30:27
Winston Smith wrote:Maasika wrote:Do you use this website??
Do you find it useful for learning EnglishNo and no.
It just was the first hit when i googled "earnesty".
Thanks, I often help people with questions about English, and I've seen that site so I wondered if it was useful for English learners.
#156 Re: BF1942 Discussion » Goodbye infantry » 2016-06-30 05:15:24
it dosnt really matter how much i talk and discuss with this nobody, they all killed infantry. even tho razor hacked against me in the 1on1 , he still lost and still no competition, i throw inf in the garbage now. a short example of how the inf scene is lately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW81dqE … e=youtu.be
just read the chat logs in the vid too.. i dont even have to explain it. sigh
"Please don't post screenshots"
Then you upload the video?
Seriously though, I get your point.
#157 Re: Report Abuse » FLICKOFSWITCH ABUSE & INSULT » 2016-06-30 04:09:42
#158 Re: Off-Topic » Brexit came through... » 2016-06-29 06:28:03
maybe you should do a referendum in EU to stop using English as international language since they have leave you
Perhaps it's even better to use a language that is not a member state's mother tongue.
#159 Re: Feedback » Suggestion to admins » 2016-06-29 06:24:56
Do you use this website??
Do you find it useful for learning English
#160 Off-Topic » Clash of Hemispheres 2016 - mid-year rugby internationals » 2016-06-17 13:27:51
- Winston Smith
- Replies: 0
This weekend will see the Northern and Southern Hemispheres clash once more.
In the quarter finals of the Rugby World Cup last year, four Southern Hemisphere teams each played against a Northern Hemisphere team. The Southern Hemisphere teams won and continued to the semifinals whilst the Northern Hemisphere teams went home to lick their wounds. Since then, however, the Northerners have improved by leaps and bounds, so much so that in last weekend's interhemisphere games the Northeners won two games to one; only the All Blacks held out.
This weekend there are four great match ups to watch:
The Mighty All Blacks take on the Welsh.
The Japanese Brave Blossoms take on the Scottish - a game I am going to.
Australia will play England.
And Ireland will play South Africa.
Also I think Argentina might be playing France, but I'm not sure.
I'm heading up to Toyota City tomorrow to support the Japanese team.
#161 Re: BF1942 Discussion » Windows 10 » 2016-06-14 03:13:13
I am. I had trouble with it until I downloaded the patches from http://team-simple.org/download though. It still gives me problems if I Alt-Tab out of the game; a lot of times (30%?) BF1942.EXE will crash while I'm out on the desktop.
Mine crashes less than 10% of the time when I alt tab.
#162 Re: Off-Topic » Battlefield 5 WORLD PREMIERE (May 6 at 9PM) » 2016-06-07 01:27:00
World War One aye??? I didn't think it would be WWI themed since the 100 anniversary of the war's start was three years ago; 2014. Although, I guess it could be timed to coincide with America's entry into the war, which wasn't until late 1917. Thus, a late 2016 release would make sense.
#163 Re: Report Abuse » *Video* Aimbot on SiMPLE fra » 2016-06-01 05:38:14
ABAS wrote:Didnt know such poems are being taught in france kindergartens
wut? this makes no sense.
Oh, i know why u say something senseless, this is how u feel about my "lapidating" joke:
Why is his belt undone?!
What are you going to do!?
#164 Re: Feedback » maybe » 2016-05-31 01:30:04
Winston Smith wrote:Bots can be turned off by admins. If there are 20+ players then there's probably an admin on; ask them nicely. You're Canadian so does that mean you're talking about the USA server?
not sure to undertand your question... but yes, im canadian and i play on usa server.
you thing just american play usa server ??sorry i dont speak english enough well for undertand
SiMPLE has two main servers: France, and USA. Each server has different admins. I was asking which server so the correct admin team can consider your suggestions. I hope you continue to enjoy our server.
#165 Re: Feedback » maybe » 2016-05-30 09:55:06
Bots can be turned off by admins. If there are 20+ players then there's probably an admin on; ask them nicely. You're Canadian so does that mean you're talking about the USA server?
#166 Re: Server Ban Appeals » Unban please » 2016-05-25 04:14:22
Its cool that your son is playing, we are a family friendly server; and the youth are the future 
#167 Re: Report Abuse » Admin abuse » 2016-05-25 04:03:40
Let's wait and see.
#168 Re: Report Abuse » *Video* Aimbot on SiMPLE fra » 2016-05-25 04:00:54
"Aimbot being a question without conclusion 14 years on."
Are you saying we still don't know if aimbots exist, or that it's hard to know if someone's using one.
#169 Re: Report Abuse » Admin abuse » 2016-05-25 03:41:38
PiPer wouldnt kick you out of anger, it's not her style.
Are you sure you weren't firing into the enemy base while you were defending the west bridge?
#170 Off-Topic » Here's one for Archer » 2016-05-24 18:00:53
- Winston Smith
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25/05/2016 00:35:16 : # [Global] PPE: knew that was comming
25/05/2016 00:35:16 : # [Global] Winston Smith: phrasing
#171 Re: Report Abuse » *Video* Aimbot on SiMPLE fra » 2016-05-23 08:54:52
Watch from 00:22 - 00:26 he's shooting at the edge by allied spawn point then sudden shoots at wall then back.
I read a pretty excellent poem somewhere about this exact event.
#172 Re: Off-Topic » New Vid Card » 2016-05-20 15:50:15
Thanks ABAZ for summary; i'm not that IT/PC literate..
i was the shiz in 1997 when i went to Radio Shack and bought a 4mb video card to play BF42.....hahahaa
You were the Shiz because you had a time machine!
#173 Re: Report Abuse » *Video* Aimbot on SiMPLE fra » 2016-05-20 10:47:55
Interesting.
#174 Re: Report Abuse » *Video* Aimbot on SiMPLE fra » 2016-05-19 18:13:26
See how at the end, when the player comes up behind the two spawning enemies, the suspicious player automatically spins around. Our friend is saying that's not a conscious effort but rather the "aim bot" automatically locking on to the nearest enemy player.
Also, when you watch the 2 v 1 fight, the suspicious player's gun quickly flicks to the closest player at any time.
#175 Re: Server Ban Appeals » Ban period? » 2016-05-14 18:46:57
I haven't played the game for long time and i wasn't banned but when i entered today it said you're banned. My player name: tugberksamur time: no idea server: Simple Bf1942 Fra
You should make a new thread for your ban.
This thread is for another player's ban.
People may not read your appeal here.
#176 Re: Videos and Screenshots » Epic Fail! Russ killed in aftermath. » 2016-05-13 03:06:25
Russ wrote:I capture with shadowplay on a GTX750Ti. I think the 100 is from shadowplay the game doesn't consistently run at 100fps and I've since bumped shadowplay down to 60fps since that's what youtube does anyway.
I have the same gfx card and use shadowplay.
I only use the alt 10 method (saves last 5min of gameplay)
No issues yet. Just slower loading times between maps
I also like Shadowplay; it's one of my favourite songs!
#177 Re: Videos and Screenshots » Random short videos from the Battlefield » 2016-05-11 07:12:10
Look at my stats, I am the best on this server!
I guess he's shortsighted.
#178 Re: Server Ban Appeals » yo please unban me i will behave i promiss » 2016-05-11 06:53:53
HAHA Nämeless .... disrupting gameplay..... ROFL ....
You said you were trolling too hard; that sounds disruptive. Disrupting gameplay doesn't have to be physical, it can be trolling chat and baiting other players too.
Does that make sense Abu?
Does that make sense other Abu?
#179 Re: Server Ban Appeals » Unban request » 2016-05-11 06:39:17
Winston...you are shut a fibber!!!! You stole the cupcake and Fluffles stole it from you!!! Confess!!!! and put a shirt on!
That's a creepy gif, but that kid kinda does look like me a bit!
#180 Re: Report Abuse » Admins regularly disable/affect map votes on BF1942 servers » 2016-05-09 10:44:15
I just finished the new maplist for USA...as you guys know..I do that stuff.
Stalingrad CTF
Berlin CTF
Wake CTF
Battleaxe CTF
KSMyas CTFThere...no more comments or map votes.
KSMyas is "kiss my ass"???