#872 Re: Off-Topic » Funny Videos and Pics... » 2014-02-04 11:55:06

No, it's just a chance meeting. A great job of staging, very simple and effective.

Do you prefer something more sleazy ? tongue

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#874 Re: Off-Topic » Cinema and good movies » 2014-02-03 22:12:35

Don't you think that everything was planned ? He run several red lights and at one point he is riding the wrong way, against traffic.

You must be madly in love or weaned for months big_smile

#875 Re: Off-Topic » Cinema and good movies » 2014-02-03 18:32:02

Crazy !
"It is five o'clock, Paris awakens" tongue

#876 Re: Report Abuse » Basecamping? » 2014-02-02 09:56:19

Lecter wrote:

you could not shoot unless you were being shot at.

Are we fucking blue berets ?? big_smile

#877 Re: Other Languages » Serveur BF1942 » 2014-02-02 09:53:04

lol bande de batards big_smile

How do we know that Portuguesewoman isnt wearing panties?
She has dandruff on his shoes.

joint wrote:

haha you may not know but all these jokes were invented in USSR)
also i need to know one thing to spread it among others-can you tell me who is better in footbal, France or Portugal ?

Portugal on paper, but in competition they always do icky matches against us.
Abel Xavier playing as an handball goalkeeper :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT0b6v-GEKY

#878 Re: BF1942 Discussion » Who will win Knife Tournament? » 2014-02-01 17:05:12

A1 +1 smile

A glorious fossil. I didn't see him on the serv for a long time.

#879 Re: BF1942 Discussion » Who will win Knife Tournament? » 2014-02-01 17:04:38

nämeless wrote:

every time I see him with a knife, I turn my plane back gaining altitude to hide above the clouds somewhere far from him.

lol

#880 Re: Feedback » More planes at Guadalcanal » 2014-01-31 19:30:16

HoOK wrote:

Or remove planes and make it for land troops only?

+1 !

#882 Re: Feedback » More planes at Guadalcanal » 2014-01-30 01:32:17

But we must strike the right balance. With too many planes it's unplayable for those who prefer to play inf.

#883 Re: Off-Topic » Ukraine demonstrations » 2014-01-30 01:21:58

joint wrote:

i dont own a TV channel to fight in this war)

Coco wrote:

How do you imagine the future ?

flying cars, laser guns, sex bots idk..

big_smile comon McFly tell us more ! Us, we don't have the opportunity to live in a revolution

#884 Re: Other Languages » Serveur BF1942 » 2014-01-29 07:37:45

Test : Qu'est ce qu'une portugaise à 4 patte ?... une migale.

#885 Re: Other Languages » Serveur BF1942 » 2014-01-29 07:36:50

Whao tuia are you realy fluent in french or is that a google translation's fake ?

#886 Re: Off-Topic » Ukraine demonstrations » 2014-01-29 07:35:01

I hear that your country have always been bipolar, the nationalists from Lviv and the cossacks from Donbass and Crimee. Some says that Ukraine are going to split. Is it that bad ? Is there a big rift etween you ?

You your mother tongue is russian, isnt it ? How do you imagine the future ?

And last but not least, why the ukrainian's tits are so small ?? big_smile

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#887 Re: Report Abuse » Teamkilled by Timmos » 2014-01-28 15:26:29

Timmos wrote:

i wanted to repair but instead i thrown a mine..

get skills big_smile

#888 Re: Report Abuse » Watcher kick me for dis » 2014-01-27 06:38:01

Kick for a « burglary » of a plane that respawn every 30 sec is childish.

Unlike George, using an ad hominem argument because he didn't see the action, I preferred not to post to the last topics. But I think most of kicks and bans are disproportionates. Admins are too often inclined to act like vexed children playing sheriff.

#890 Re: Off-Topic » Post some music! » 2014-01-08 12:50:47

This one is dedicated to all the town mouses like me :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZHJnzKeC28


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwHwGSy-aYE

cold fury, nearly sweet, that is continually growing and burst into bloom

#891 Re: Server Ban Appeals » WTF ? » 2014-01-06 03:23:43

What the hell? Surcouf are you Breton or Basque? big_smile

#893 Re: Off-Topic » The way you celebrate the New Year's day » 2014-01-02 11:05:22

nämeless wrote:

Where have you been?

fucking youth hostel...

Happy New Year to all!

#894 Re: BF1942 Discussion » Word of warning, ---Noob serveR--- » 2014-01-02 10:54:37

SeductiveBarry wrote:

they kept sending me homophobic and racist comments

Are you a pakistani shemale or something like that ?

Anyway we have very bad, racist and homophobic admins here too. Satinca is the worst.

#895 Re: Off-Topic » The way you celebrate the New Year's day » 2014-01-01 10:50:43

I wouldn't be able to say how the French celebrate this new year.

I, for one, was in the middle of nowhere alone with a unknow Polish couple and a small sampling bottle of Jack Daniel's.

Fuck me...
na zdrowie !

#898 Re: Feedback » Server population » 2013-12-28 09:56:09

à l'évidence mon humour anglais touinffe le médicore

#900 Re: Feedback » Server population » 2013-12-28 01:26:40

tuia wrote:

The problem is that I don't have as much free time as I wish to work upon it. So, all changes are slow paced from now on.

One solution: you should resign from your job.

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