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1) Why wasn't Jesus born in Sydney?
They couldnt find three wise men and a virgin.
2) What's an Australians idea of foreplay?
You awake?
3) What's a Tasmanians idea of foreplay?
You awake, mum?
4) What is the Australian animal that most resembles the Australian male? The wombat, because he eats, roots, and leaves.
5) Why do so many Australian men suffer premature ejaculation? Because they have to rush back to the pub to tell their mates what happened!
6) What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? An Australian man will actually search for a golf ball.

Bruce took his missus Sheila to the Ekka in Brissie and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." Sheila playfully nudged Bruce in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." Sheila gave Bruce a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year." Sheila, so excited that her elbow nearly broke Bruce's ribs, said, that's once a day, you could REALLY learn something from this one."
Bruce looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if all those times it was with the same old cow."

its has been an unwritten gentleman's rule since I have been playing that you don't use or impersonate another players in game name. It has also been a bannable or kickable offence (if you continue to do it)since I have been playing. No it may not be written in every servers rule book but it shouldn't have to be. any decent player just doesn't do it IMO

pretty sure its an issue with the people not the system

some people just aren't happy unless their are either complaining about something or shit stirring someone lol

if they want to climb out of if (if they care so much) they will . I think its great how it is

im sure Dink will share one with you Pleiades

Great so when should I pop over for that amazing bbq mate

better than my plans for today .. sitting here bored outta my brain lol

He would have been 12 years this july .. he has been my only real company for the last 10 years 

and here we go again sigh *rolls eyes*

bahahaha I was just wondering that myself .. any post written like that I don't read and generally I don't even open this useless thread lol

Thank you for your efforts Unit 17
stay safe and get some rest

I am indeed .. but difference is I don't want it on my head.. got better places for that

I stole them Pleiades . I needed more smarts myself . thank you hehehe