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chop fry suiside im my heart! whatever that means ))
Wake up!
HJkdsf sdhfsddk sdfh jksd dskj!
Make up!
Kjdshj hdsfkssdf hjdsf jksdfh ksd!
Shake up!
Jazzy, is that you?
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Last edited by Insane (2020-01-03 23:29:47)
More crazy Florida man shit
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local … port-says/
Man breaks into Florida home to ‘suck toes,’ deputies say.
MANATEE COUNTY, Fla. – A man who broke into a Florida home on Christmas Eve said he was “there to suck toes” then tried to grab the victim’s genitals as the two fought, according to a report from the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office.
Deputies said the victim awoke to a stranger sucking on his toes so he asked the man what he was doing and the culprit said he “was there to suck toes.”
The victim punched the suspect in the mouth and forced him out of the bedroom and into the yard, at which point the burglar said he had a gun and he attempted to fondle the victim’s genitals, according to an incident report.
No weapon was displayed.
Deputies said that once the two were outside, the victim hit the suspect in the face for about 30 seconds before running inside to call 911.
The suspect then punched out a front window of the house and stomped the victim’s windshield until it broke, according to an incident report.
A search was conducted but the culprit was not located.
Deputies said they collected DNA evidence from the scene.
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Last edited by iCQ (2020-01-05 21:15:32)
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Last edited by Flettnerman (2020-01-07 01:20:52)
Ahaha one of the best
Sometimes it's difficult to be a super hero.
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Last edited by Insane (2020-01-10 16:18:49)
ahahahahaha
just a lill reminder
https://youtu.be/lF19XWWyREE
just a lill reminder
https://youtu.be/lF19XWWyREE
Looks like everyone will die standing, bcs it'll burn and burn...
lol when he say "you aint seen nothing yet" me:
More crazy Florida man shit...
FLORIDA SWIMMER PARTIALLY EMASCULATED AFTER TAUNTING BABY SHARK WITH HIS PENIS
A Florida man is being hospitalized at St. Mary’s Medical Center after being partially emasculated from a severe shark bite.
John H. Bishop, 48, was snorkeling off the coast of West Palm Beach with family and friends when he noticed a small nurse shark swimming nearby.Bishop apparently heavily intoxicated under the influence of alcohol and believing that nurse sharks posed no threat to humans started dangling his genitals in front of the carnivorous creature.
Bishop who openly acknowledges he “caressed and teased” the wild animal with his “testicles and penis” during several minutes was suddenly attacked and was rapidly pulled back onto the boat by family and friends.
“I know John was pretty drunk, but he was smearing his genitals over the shark’s mouth like it was lipstick. It’s almost as if he was trying to put his penis into the shark’s mouth. It was an accident waiting to happen” Joshua Stuart, a friend of Bishop later told reporters.
John H. Bishop, 48, was heavily intoxicated under the influence of alcohol when he playfully decided to dangle his genitals in front of a nurse shark, a carnivorous sea creature bearing rows of thousands of impressive, serrated teeth.
“Had he known that it would bite off half of his penis, John would never have done what he did. Alcohol is no excuse. He just wants to warn the public that nurse sharks are dangerous animals and not meant to fool around with,” Bishop’s wife warned reporters, visibly devastated.
John H. Bishop was rapidly brought to St. Mary’s Medical Center where doctors were forced to partially amputate the head of Bishop’s penis to separate the animal from the victim’s genitals.The glans penis was tragically left inoperable after being severely damaged and partly digested by the animal although St. Mary’s Medical Center medical staff did confirm both testicles were left intact and undamaged.
As inoffensive as nurse sharks may appear, experts warn they are ranked fourth in documented shark bites on humans, likely due to incautious behavior by divers on account of the nurse shark’s slow, sedentary nature.