#151 Re: Server Ban Appeals » you tell the reason » 2017-03-07 07:24:16

Two standard answers:

A: " we know what u did and no need for proof or discussion, ban stays"

B:  "An admin who shall stay anonymous banned u because he thought u broke rules or u were too good for your own good so u must cheat. BUT we will lift your ban and you must be eternally grateful for being allowed to this great great server."

Pick your poison.

#154 Re: The Gutter » WARNING: Simple/ Social Rejects (SR) USA harbors cheaters » 2017-02-28 09:09:39

janet reno (TX) wrote:

So would you let a homosexual transvestite babysit your kids?

Why would either homosexual or transvestite be a threat to a kid?
Neither is a synonym for pedophile.

#155 Re: Server Ban Appeals » Ban for asking » 2017-02-17 18:11:20

Funny how a computer master, former server owner and excellent gamer ( QUOTE: "  I am a thousand times better and I am banned " ) cant handle friendly fire being on? roll

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#157 Re: Server Ban Appeals » Banned. What the reason? » 2017-02-08 07:49:00

joint wrote:
Zatoichi wrote:
joint wrote:

Zatoichi do you even assume that your brhavor is not apropriate for a good man, belive me, Avengers wouldnt aprove it, even Capitan America with his flexible values pattern could not find justification for this, shame on you, you on the bad side of evel, how could you came for this, all your heros would be very disappoint, how could you lost your valor, so sad! ( a frame with rain vertical here )


Then go straight to hell traitor, don't waste my time with bullshitting

not trator, im like Robin, my job is tell to you when what you think is reasonble revange goes outta of control and world wants you old, so you could you just play damn game again suffering less negotive feelings

He cant be helped. Merlin has decided to be a victim, most likely he even needs it. He thinks "they" win if he changes his behaviour online or nick. And trolls know it so they wont stop pissing him off. It´s a catch-22 .

Actually i think merlin has become addicted to attention, whining begins almost instantly after any  "injustice" , any noob shoots his general direction its TK ATTEMPT!!!, AA shoots to same map quadrant => SFV!!!  and so on..  In that case worst what could happen would be that trolls would forget him and he would be out of reasons to shout in chat...

#158 Re: Server Ban Appeals » BS ban » 2017-01-29 09:20:56

Merlin, reason why admins dont believe or care abou your messages is you. Too much raging and whining for anything and everything.

Your reports about tk or sfv have no credibility, you`re like The Boy that cried wolf.

Make a test: change nick + keep off from chat, do they still harass you?

#159 Re: Server Ban Appeals » trolls » 2017-01-25 07:22:38

So you want a private admin babysitter to watch your back and punish immediately anyone doing anything bad to you?

And you have done nothing to provoke those trolls, they just happen to target you?

You`re sure the way you use game chat has nothing to do with it?

#160 Re: BF1942 Discussion » Total red group advantage on all maps » 2017-01-20 16:50:52

Zoak wrote:

I've been trying this game for 1 month. And the truth is that from what I see it is totally aimed at that always wins the red team. All maps are in favor of the EJE team (red) although some maps have blue advantage. The red team always has more tanks, planes and its base is inaccessible since if you go the system kills you, unlike the blue team (allies) which is left without starting point since you finish 90% of the time without base . Some maps like BERLIN are a mousetrap tube where it is impossible to get out since the red team riddles you and you can not get out of that aisle. I think they should balance more the .FR as I say .. 1 month playing and I have only won 5% in the blue team. Another month playing in the USA and this is very different and balanced.



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#161 Re: Server Ban Appeals » Unban » 2017-01-11 19:01:03

Markusha wrote:

Hello! Please unban me as my son was playing with my profile. Thank you for understanding.

Всем привет! Прошу разбанить меня так как сын играл моим профилем. Благодарю за понимание.

RTFM!

http://team-simple.org/forum/viewtopic.php?id=5

#162 Re: Server Ban Appeals » How long this time » 2017-01-02 07:11:32

Zatoichi wrote:

So were I to gank you stopping a mainbase killer as you took off, minimal freedom to move, you get to choose then to violate the mainbase rules and strafe someone just taking off, I don't fucking do that at all ever because one, its cheap, and two, its likely some double standard running prick like shameless will take liberty with that for themselves, while kicking others for the same thing, hence I allow ppl to move beyond main, like 2 flags out on that map before hitting them,
of all things, it was to stop a mainbase killer, since kicking is so slow it allows them plenty of kills,
yeah real fucking fair, thanks a lot, do something to me that would have gotten me kicked had I done the same

is there an english version?
What, where , when and why?

#163 Re: The Gutter » WARNING: Simple/ Social Rejects (SR) USA harbors cheaters » 2016-12-12 07:13:20

Dakota wrote:

Must be easy to swallow when you dry ejack!!! smile

Ever tried the cinnamon challenge? wink

#165 Re: Server Ban Appeals » for which he was banned? » 2016-11-25 18:08:11

Gwardiya(RUS) wrote:
Anna Nym wrote:

.. what i am banned for ?  haven't done nothing wrong.., my cousin used my computer   and the admin is a fool...

blablalabla... the same shit every day !

Well done sunshine,
urrmm ...maybe a 3 days ban is not enough !


Anna with love

I did .... hmmm, is that you write is true, that's what I did - I did not attack the base, I got on a plane - that's what I did


"I got on a plane - that's what I did"

That was your mistake, stealing vehicles from enemy uncap is a big no-no.

#166 Re: Server Ban Appeals » Unban » 2016-11-19 18:58:41

Sunshine wrote:

Oh shit! He just went super saiyan!

Everybody better watch out!

Nah, he just found out the funny effects of self-stimulation.

#169 Re: Off-Topic » Scariest game ever.. » 2016-11-12 12:34:57

For me it is the Silent hill series. The whole atmosphere and shiftings between real world and dreamworld and all those weirdo enemies.

And that soundtrack...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4J2gBFiM0A

#171 Re: Report Abuse » Admin abuse - 01.11.2016, 18.02 UTC +1 » 2016-11-02 20:33:09

Zatoichi wrote:

Slayer is Finn/ Price /Simone, he reeks of it

Halloween must be a hard time of year for a paranoid person?

#172 Re: Server Ban Appeals » BIAS » 2016-10-14 16:31:32

nämeless wrote:
Grove4life5 wrote:

Am I late to the party

It's never late to poke Merlin with a stick.

It`s like a whack-a-mole game

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#173 Re: Server Ban Appeals » BIAS » 2016-10-05 05:43:44

If a video game gets you this wind up and you cant deal with it......you`r gonna have  a hella hard life with real people.l

#174 Re: Server Ban Appeals » He did nothing wrong » 2016-09-20 06:01:56

Zatoichi wrote:
Simone[IT] wrote:

Merlin, please, consider changing your in-game behaviour. Less whines, accusations, swearing, incomprehensible slang, and Simple community will probably start to appreciate you. Otherwise, you'll continue to be a succulent target for trolls.

p.s. Please try to use a more linear English, both in forum and server chat: not all players are English mother tongue. Thanks in advance for your effort.


Listen, fuckstick, whether or not I was here, they would still be doing this, whether or not I said anything, would make no difference, these tk trolls would still be what they are, targeting and victimizing others, and they do, both on their own and as collateral casualties they are indifferent to or find they are in the way, they don't give one fuck,
consider the nazi mentality many of these trolls share, you really think victim blaming me makes any sense in regards to dealing with what I just described? fuck you pretentious bag of shit

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#175 Re: Server Ban Appeals » He did nothing wrong » 2016-09-18 07:01:38

Finn Balor wrote:
Zatoichi wrote:

Not really as you don't actually know what "Zatoichi" is, that's how you become a fan, by knowing what the name represents

Zatoichi (座頭市 Zatōichi?) is a fictional character featured in one of Japan's longest running series of films and a television series that are both set during the late Edo period (1830s and 1840s). The character, a blind masseur and blademaster, was created by novelist Kan Shimozawa.

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Abilities    swordsmanship
powerful hearing
spatial-location-awareness
acute observation and personal insights
intense concentration and self-discipline Merlin hardly qualifies...
professional masseur
gambler
occasional freelance-yakuza
shogi (chess) master
hand-to-hand combat
sumo wrestling
thrown weapons and archery
shamisen player.


+1 if u don't read it.

#176 Re: Report Abuse » Kicked 3-4 times without a reason » 2016-08-24 05:47:22

BaDaSS PenGuiN wrote:

Causing problems? I had not even said a word. The name is ironic, which I mentioned in my post.

Its idiotic not ironic, DuMbAss pengu.

#177 Re: Server Ban Appeals » Ban » 2016-08-22 20:13:37

Zatoichi wrote:

"I am a nutritionist. As a nutritionist i want to send you over to an psychiatric institution Maj Merlin"

Stellar grammar there by the way.

Maybe he doesnt care about grammar when he is dealing with idio....mentally challenged people. I bet he can out-grammar most of us if he wants to. But he just couldn`t care less.

#178 Re: Server Ban Appeals » Wrongful ban » 2016-08-03 06:43:06

12,  maybe a poll "will he hit 20 in this month?"

#179 Re: BF1942 Discussion » Coral Sea - New modding idea » 2016-07-30 18:56:44

IMHO bailing isnt a problem per se.
It`s the players who ask for " a plane map"=> ie BoB or Coral sea and when they get it, the first thing they do is spawn engy, fly to enemy carrier and bail and start putting mines and expacks on deck.

Its more or less statwhoring.

I say remove paras just in these two maps and see how it goes on.

#180 Re: Server Ban Appeals » Ban » 2016-07-26 18:40:36

-=LoZ=- Sunneke wrote:

i din't ban u but first try to write a normal ban appeal. and second you have been banned for so many times that its becoming uncountable, if it was my decision to make i would say permanent.

Nonono, he`s way above our level and can`t be bothered with grammar or common courtesy. I think the american phrase is " he´s riding in the short bus". Am i right?

We should have a celebration for his 10th unban topic, lets all cheer for this outstanding and productive member of this forum,Hip hip hooray!!! smile

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