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There are far too many trolls around.

I read this as: "vertical sex with cupcakes".

Thanks Mc Coffee,

I always try to wear my best uniform when I'm out on the battlefield; just in case I run into you or Mr. Pink Donkey.

I think this started out as a cat gif thread, but I can't remember exactly.

Take care my German friend.

... and he was caught by another admin on the same server.  Being an admin doesn't grant you a free reign.  You still have to toe the line.

According to their twitter feed there was a problem but it's resolved.  It should all be working now.  Too late for me though, I'm in bed now

I would just like to direct people's attention to this fantastic insult from one of Janet's above posts:

"Colossal mullet-head"

It's brilliantly simple yet perfectly descriptive.  Who was it directed at?  I do not know.

Another noteworthy insult is this gem:

"You are a target rich environment for stupid commentary."

I have been largely disappointed with the quality of insults being levelled throughout this thread - mostly cynical puns.  If this thread does continue, (why stop now at a mere 97 posts?) then I hope a greater level of creativity will be shown.

Merry Christmas to all and a Happy New Year!

The only problem with a lighter map is seeing coordinates; E5, F7, etc.

You crack me up Marsman: "These are the most common questions, but I'm not telling you the answers! Bah hahahaha!!"

Melfius,

If you're talking to the admins, perhaps someone is team killing you (TKing), then use "K" so that every player can see.

But, if you're talking about game tactics, for example: "I'm at E6 but I have 1% health," then use "L"; you don't want the enemy to know what you're doing, right?

When you accidentally TK someone (TK = team kill), then you should type "Sorry" or "Sorry TK", in the team chat.

If someone accidentally TK's you (and they don't usually TK) then you can hit this key "~" (that's not an emoji, it's the "tilde" key). 
The ~ key opens the console.  In the console you can type "ftk" (forgive team kill), this means there is no time or kick penalty for that player.

On the other hand, if you are TK'ed by someone, and you think it was deliberate, or careless, then you might want to type "ptk" (punish team kill).  PTK gives that player a time penalty; it will take longer for them to spawn.

Also, "N" changes the magnification of your map.  This is useful to see where your team mates are, and whether you should throw a grenade, or drop a bomb.

It's freaking me out!

Back to school aye?

Study hard!

I'm definitely not a "skilled" admin, and I'm not as regular as I should be.  However, I usually watch the balance of players and flags; if my team has few players but all the flags, then I'll keep playing my usual "up the guts" style.  But if my team has most of the flags and more players, then I'll hang back a bit; perhaps sit on a sniper rifle, or jump in a plane and give BoS some easy target practice.  If my team has held all the flags, and has superior hardware, players, or tactical position, and it doesn't look like the opposition will get out of their base, then I'll change teams and try going 'up the guts' again.  I do this because my philosophy is: the best way to prevent players from attacking the main-base, is to give them a flag to capture.

There are other reasons why admins might change teams though:

-They might be checking out a potential trouble-maker.
-They might be trying to balance the numbers of admins per team.
-Auto-balance might send them to the other team; unfortunately auto-balance only balances player numbers - not skill levels.

Ultimately, switching teams to take advantage of the opportunity to get a high score is a dickish move.

Yeah, my photos don't really do the place justice:

https://www.flickr.com/search/?text=bea … %20zealand

A lot of people compare NZ to Canada; and there's bound to be a greater number of beautiful spots in Canada considering the size of the place, but the great thing about NZ is that you're never more than a three hour drive from a beach, mountain, lake, or forest.

On I serious note; All I know is that we are at war with East Asia, and we've always been at war with East Asia.

I've been to quite a few of those places, and many more that are even nicer.  Pics #24 and #25 are of Dunedin, where I lived through my university days.   
This seat in this picture sits just to the right of where the little girl is in #24, and above the head of the surfer in #25:

http://imgur.com/Mb1SwR1

After checking Monkey's link I became homesick.  To satisfy my nostalgic cravings, I found some old New Zealand pictures (from 2005/16) and made this album:

http://imgur.com/a/tFQsy