#31 Re: Report Abuse » git a grip gio » 2018-02-12 18:07:20

razor wrote:

wow what a cock

Ha, that's what gio's mom & sister said.

#33 Re: The Gutter » Exclusive photo of Hydra has been published » 2018-02-12 17:20:05

I find it odd that only American's can spot the tranny.

#34 Re: Off-Topic » Post some music! » 2018-02-12 17:14:40

Is that russian surf music Sonic?
Here's ya some Texas surf music.
https://youtu.be/cTvAsqCn62k?t=2m54s

#35 Re: Off-Topic » Winter Olympics! » 2018-02-12 17:06:56

I voted "alpine skiing" figure'n that includes slalom & downhill. That sport ROCKS! Damn Norwegians always rule it though, they're the ones to beat.

I thought the opening ceremony's entertainment sucked except for the drones, their light show was a trip. But hey, it's hard to compete against Canada's a few years back.
https://youtu.be/D1WrdtA3TGs?t=57s

Man-oh-man, did you see the mens slopestyle the other night? That was awesome! Red Gerard was in 11th place and nailed it on his last run for the gold.
https://youtu.be/HKcOQB86yoo?t=15s

Here's todays headline. United States of America MF'er's!!!
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And Jamie Anderson completely pwn'ed everyone last night in the womens slopstyle.

#37 Re: News and Announcements » Moving to Paris » 2018-02-04 15:44:56

Arkos wrote:

But this is a bit different. I live 600+ km from Paris and they way it takes is somehow 1900+ km.

I'm thinkin it's 600km as the crow flys, but 1900 after laying the cable up & down the mountains.

#38 Re: Off-Topic » Funny Videos and Pics... » 2018-02-03 17:52:27

Sunshine wrote:

Birds are ruthless! I was once chased and bit by a goose. Scarred me for life.

Reminds of an old joke.


An American missionary travels to a remote island in the South
Pacific. Upon arriving, he is greeted by jubilant tribesmen and
dancing hula girls, all chanting a song whose chorus contains the
syllable "foo" repeated over and over.

The tribal chieftain tells the missionary that he is just in time for
the "Foo Festival," a traditional time of homage and respect for a
local bird which is revered as a powerful, godlike being. The
missionary smiles and nods at the myths of these simple people, and
asks to learn more about the Foo Bird.

The chief says that the bird, although small, is known for its copious
feces. In fact, the chief points out, the whole island is encrusted
with dried Foo doo. It is considered to be a great honor for the Foo
Bird to fly above your domicile and bless your roof with his
droppings. The Foo Bird's excrement brings good fortune and blessings
to all the people, and it would be a sin to disturb the piles of Foo
poo that have accumulated everywhere.

The missionary is a bit disconcerted by this strange belief, and he
begins to say something when he hears a tiny "chirp!" and a blob of
avian doody lands on his shoulder. He looks up to see that above him
flaps the Foo Bird, ready to drop another load.

Disgusted, the missionary takes out his handkerchief and wipes away the Foo feces.

He drops dead on the spot.

The chief looks at down him sadly and says, "Truly it is written: If
the Foo shits, wear it!"

#39 Re: News and Announcements » Moving to Paris » 2018-02-02 15:49:57

bud wrote:

Just a note, the more players the longer it takes to load a map.

It's taking a long time to load threads on the forum. I'll click on a thread & it takes a good 10 to 15 seconds to see it. Does that mean theres unusually high people on forums?
https://youtu.be/4ekIwe8_lio?t=5m13s

#41 Re: Report Abuse » ***** » 2018-02-01 18:46:23

ABAS wrote:
Alvarez-Latino wrote:
ABAS wrote:

hey kiddino ,you better not use other peoples images on your teamspeak , and insulting people

http://imgserv.com/images/2018/01/31/7VvxagDT.jpg

are you going to kick me or ban me on teamspeak ?

I dont give shit about what you say and what you do in teamspeak i just want the owner of pictures to know that

I'm glad to know you dont give a shit about what he does on TS. wink

#42 Re: Off-Topic » Room of Culture » 2018-01-28 18:11:23

I was thinking about starting a "arts & crafts" thread, but will add to this instead. I found this guitar while driving down the street on top of a trash heep. I grabbed it thinking I could make a lamp out of it.
GlmbVM8.jpg

But now I'm thinking of cutting the neck and use the body as a table with the neck being a lamp mounted on one end.

Sonic wrote:

Nice topic!

Ok, so one day I was bored and wanted to try to draw a picture. big_smile
Some of my friends kinda liked it , so I decided to share it smile
https://s12.postimg.org/lh72e2srh/1_8rfz_W_w_WI.jpg

That sure looks like charcoal to me.

Here's casts I've had in the past that I drew on.
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#43 Re: Feedback » Admin purge » 2018-01-28 17:46:56

Am I too late?

I voted for uly because of his video history.

But I think gio & E.S should have their rights revoked because of the complaints about their duties and their unjustified replies to said "complaints".

#44 Re: Off-Topic » Fix it helicoils » 2018-01-17 18:05:22

Very nice Coco, you give averness street cred with that post

#45 Re: Off-Topic » Post some music! » 2018-01-17 01:51:09

What a crowd! I especially like their performance starting around 7:12
https://youtu.be/cpTf4dBlAHM?t=3m27s

#46 Re: Off-Topic » Fix it helicoils » 2018-01-17 01:48:01

FUCK YEA Simon!
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Sonic wrote:

Anyways, we ex-Soviets sometimes call poor engineering as "kolkhoz", meaning that a solution was a hillbilly like repair, with innappropriate tools used or heavily lacking in style or quality.

That's what MY repair is. Is that pronounced "coal-cause", I cant wait to say "we'll just coal cause that MF'er", LOL. The factory job was done properly, as cheap as possible so you'll bring it to them for repair. I'm an electrician by trade so I save wire & "kearneys". (kearneys are worth their weight in gold) I could have used a "wire twist lock", what we call "B-Caps" in trade lingo, but their not as good as a kearney.

I was hopeing for some German input. I thought "jerry-rigged" came from WWII on how the german's adopted stuff like panals on the side of their tanks. And I thought DD might admire on my connectors.

#47 Re: Off-Topic » Fix it helicoils » 2018-01-14 18:22:57

I have a question for Y'All Euro's. Your no doubt familiar with the term "Geri-rigged". Is that term a compliment or a insult?

Here in the U.S. we say "nigger-rigged". Or as the more PC SJW's prefer "Afro-engineered". Either way, it's not complimentary. I started thinking of this while "fixin" my battery cables. My connectors were bad and I had to replace them, but the ground wire was about 10mm short. So rather than replace them I used a couple of "wire-stretchers". These are of the "bolt-on" variety as opposed to the crimp-on kind.
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#48 Re: Feedback » Map time on RTR » 2018-01-12 23:26:26

I think 42 minutes is too long too. I prefer 36 because right about the time the game is over I can change whats on the record player.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAP5gK9_-KU

#49 Re: Off-Topic » Post your photos! » 2018-01-11 17:03:56

nämeless wrote:
Zatoichi wrote:
Hydra{SRB} wrote:

Acchhhg, stringbean motherfqr over ere

Who's talking? An ugly hairy tall motherfuсker?

Simmer down nameless, not everybody shaves their legs.

#50 Re: Off-Topic » Bad News » 2018-01-06 18:10:02

I wish you the best results Roger.

#51 Re: Off-Topic » Would you accept this money? » 2018-01-06 18:08:24

I would prefer someone like Chief Joseph. I'm a big time fan of the Nez Perce.

#52 Re: Off-Topic » ABAS photo has surfaced » 2018-01-06 17:58:20

nämeless wrote:

I really like to watch butts and boobs. And beautiful faces, of course. With no scarves.

I'm not convinced. I didnt get a single like for this post...
http://team-simple.org/forum/viewtopic. … 68#p119268
Makes me think I subscribe to different magazines than Y'All.

#54 Re: Server Ban Appeals » Banned in the darkness ! » 2018-01-06 17:46:58

I saw your name on the player list in game last nite and said "yo Ted", but then it said you disconnected not "kicked".

#55 Re: Videos and Screenshots » High Scores » 2018-01-04 16:11:23

See nameless? This is why we need the "no medal for you" command. Arkos could have won that round!

#56 Re: BF1942 Discussion » Battlefield 1942 - Detailed 2017 Player Stats » 2018-01-02 04:14:51

So on Mondays there are usually 193 different keyhash's used in that 24 hour period?

#57 Re: Technical Help » Forum Options » 2018-01-02 02:53:12

It's at the bottom of the PM LW. there's a "block" and "quote" box you can activate.

#59 Re: Report Abuse » git a grip gio » 2017-12-31 20:50:52

I appreciate your confirmation of reading this post gio.

But if "i destroy all your armi gio" is the spam that breaks your limit, then you or any other admin that agrees with you are far too short limited of being an admin on a "public" server.

In my opinion.

#60 Report Abuse » git a grip gio » 2017-12-30 04:15:04

TOOKIE GOODNITE
Replies: 49

I dont play on the France server often, but I got on last nite with about 12 ppl doing tobruk and within a couple of minutes I see this.
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Dude....you need to quit being such a power-trippin douchebag. To ban someone for saying that is unforgivable. You really shouldnt admin.

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