#1 Re: Report Abuse » Funny film » 2024-12-31 15:58:01

Happy New Year
Can't really disagree with you Alfred
and it's rhetorical btw. (Research)

#2 Re: Report Abuse » Funny film » 2024-12-31 04:07:14

Alfred wrote:
deeko wrote:

if the report is abusive chat, then everyone in tanks alot are guilty as charged

+1

Is DM banned? He easly triggers himself and people in Tanks a Lot, also Angela, TURK... I don't remember having crossed bad words against the brothers, but DM and TURK are the flagship racists of SIMPLE lol

Once again as soon as the coast is clear (not banned) he has to chuck his smokescreen in.
Alfred what alternative reality do you live in where you have seen no abuse from 'the boys'. They've been wriggling out of trouble for decades.
And putting Merkel in the same category as those other (occasional) miscreants is totally unfair. She has no malice, just unbridled enthusiasm. Do some research.
Deeko you clearly have boundary issues. There is a big difference between friendly trash talk and malicious personal insults. (Is there an echo here?). Choose to ignore posts that don't suit you and carry on regardless...
Nobody wants a totally sanitary experience (It is war after all!) but you clearly have a problem establishing social boundaries. Let me help you. If in doubt keep your mouth shut! I think your brother is a bad influence on you. He knows social boundaries but chooses to breach them willingly and maliciously in my opinion. It's all part of the game to him. Opinions it seems are alright (crap tanker). Find  yourself an identity not a clone of your brother. Nobody can tell you guys apart.

The 55 and 49 pings inform me except when you share at 53. And it didn't escape my notice that when you share a connection you can choose opposite sides and is the only time you do. Technically map hacking. Great for score whoring! You can see each others maps. Mum's basement?

These posts are NOT about DM or anyone else. Stop changing the subject.
Paul has dealt with it and now Big Brother is watching...
Can't help but notice Tanks a Lot was full for the first time in a long time tonight and on a monday!
Coincidence? I think not.
And finally Black Mamba personally I prefer admin.banPlayer [ID] to chat.addToIgnoreList [ID] or perhaps just admin.kickPlayer [ID]
You only have to use it once rather than every time they join lol. Of course I'd need admin rights. Only joking! Don't want them. Difficult job. Respect to Paul and others.
From https://bfmods.com/viewtopic.php?t=827 which may be useful to all

#3 Re: Report Abuse » Funny film » 2024-12-28 20:43:14

simon wrote:

Ironfart,
You choose sides based on who kills you more. That's as far as your so-called respect goes.
I always wanted to see how is it possible to play a full round and not even reach 15 kills, now I do. Your gameplay can be regarded as sabotaging the team.

Lost cause you are. Evading the point with a smokescreen, usual tactic.
If these posts serve to improve your behaviour then they are worthwhile.
If not I will be back with (more) evidence to get you banned.
It's entirely up to you (and your brother).

#4 Re: Report Abuse » Funny film » 2024-12-28 19:22:17

Simon. There is a clear difference between good natured trash talk amongst people that respect each other and personal manufactured insults from somebody I don't respect. Never mind your bigotry. Respect needs to be earned. Start now.
Because somebody else acts bad doesn't give you carte blanche to do so.
If you want to call me a crap tanker. Fair enough. Subjective but everyone's got an opinion. The yellow teeth, playing with dolls, UK muslim nonsense. Way out of order. What's wrong with you?
Didn't want to show above vid but you started a comp it seems. I don't say much because I know you're recording. Thanks for another insult about my typing lol.
And no you're NOT getting my dinner money.

#5 Re: Report Abuse » Funny film » 2024-12-28 18:58:34

Just a one off Madmax. I'll let Merkel have ownership. She works hard at it and I appreciate her warts and all coverage, unlike some who only show narcissistic edits lol.
She's a better shot smile
Although one more...
https://youtu.be/QDCk6KYtz7U
Not nice...
Very last bit shows our Estonian brothers in a bad light.

#6 Re: Report Abuse » Funny film » 2024-12-28 15:45:26

Have another one...
https://youtu.be/1mzW-dDfPiI
Lots of Estonian abuse here lol
Have more if popular

#7 Re: BF1942 Discussion » Veteran player dead. » 2024-10-09 20:03:57

He'll be laying xpacks in heaven. (His heaven). Watch out!

To Frenchy and all those who have fallen from the 'battlefield'.
R.I.P.

Puts our petty differences into perspective. (Well said Lecter).

#8 Report Abuse » Michaels hacked! » 2024-06-26 22:26:13

Ironfart
Replies: 3

Our greatest ambassador has been hacked by some sick troll on Discord. (posting prn links to everybody (that's original!)).
Somebody's jealous?
Whilst he has been silenced...
i'm sure I speak for everyone and would never have thought for a moment that he would really have done such a thing.
Anyway I hope his account is re-instated very shortly and we can continue to enjoy his BF1942 content and Discord input.
All the best.
Ironfart

#9 Re: Videos and Screenshots » Random short videos from the Battlefield » 2024-06-07 15:38:10

On my laptop "6" is too far from "W", so to select the wrench I have to use either the other hand or just mouse wheel. "N" can be hit with no problem

Start Game
Select Options/Controls
Change keys to something more suitable for your fingers!
Parachute, F9-F12 are too far for my fingers lol
Many use fancy mice with allocated buttons especially for rear view etc
Keep away from T. The tips label is annoying.

I can't help with skill though.
If anyone can please let me know, I need some smile
Good hit regs to all.
Ironfart

#10 Re: Feedback » More Freedom? » 2024-05-13 19:28:19

Yeah I have noticed that Deeko's consistency with single head shots with the colt is such that he doesn't even bother to fire twice!
I didn't think that skill could be possible with variable hit regs on Tanks a Lot. Half of my tankshots on a bad day just go through things.
But I am a noob lol.
Witness statement on one of Angie's vids. Can't remember which.
    Don't really care anyway.
Every shot I heard was a one hit wonder. (Merkel was the main victim that day!)
What can you do?
Don't get out of your tank I guess.

#11 Re: BF1942 Discussion » Battlefield 1942 Plus » 2024-05-12 16:12:04

uefi/mbr/electrical supply?
Sounds like a red herring to me. Very fishy!
If there is a secret to their superior gaming experience I doubt it will be shared here.

#12 Re: Feedback » More Freedom? » 2024-05-12 15:51:03

My only problem with them (Simon and Deeko) is the lack of team balance when they're about. Especially when they play in same team collaborating.
But it's not just their fault. If some people didn't jump on their team to get 'easy pickings' then some balance could happen.
I always join the weaker team as many do.
And yes the larger team can be weaker.
I for one would like to see them on opposite sides with everyone doing their bit. That would be interesting!
Simon team vs Deeko team?
Could their egos handle it?
Bring it on.

#13 Re: Feedback » More Freedom? » 2024-05-01 19:04:08

Caltech
you forgot Stockholm Syndrome!!!
smile

#14 Re: Feedback » Aberdeen points allocation. » 2024-04-25 19:19:06

If you really want a gold medal you need to do both. Kill and take flags.
One or the other won't do it usually.
Yes I do agree 2 points is best. Three was an attempt to curb score whoring but it didn't really work.
Three for the middle is an intriguing idea though!
It's definitely harder to take and usually key to the games outcome.

#15 Re: Report Abuse » Deeko still bugs..... » 2024-04-17 00:15:46

tuia wrote:

deeko and simon, the estonian bros, are just cyber bullies. They must have had a rough childhood, filled with hate and sadness and I pity them. In a gesture of good will i have been trying to bring some happiness in to their dull and gray life. Once in a while, i try to instill them some good manners and humble them, because they truly believe they are some super pros. Like a father figure, a good old spanking brings them back to reality.


I  guess that answers my query!
My suspicion turns to pity.
Yes Lord W perhaps Deeko does need hugs.
Peace to all.

PS be on your best bahaviour when they're about.
They'll use your indiscretions to get you banned.
Ask XTuga or Birtje or Hillbillyninja (admin rights) and no doubt others.
Despite Deeko not being banned for bugging...(Revenge is sweet?)

I hope to see them back in Simple sometime soon.

#16 Report Abuse » Deeko still bugs..... » 2024-04-12 16:13:57

Ironfart
Replies: 101

Why can't I post on above topic?

#17 Re: Technical Help » Video Not Changing from Map / Spawn Screen » 2024-04-03 19:34:36

Phew that's a funny one!
Seeing as no-one else has made any suggestions I'll give you my tuppence worth.
Have you looked at your graphics card settings? Maybe something amiss. (Not in full screen mode or something like that).
Maybe update graphic drivers/windows updates.
or
https://team-simple.org/download/Battle … 942_HD.zip
...
I would suggest re-installing the game using the above link/download.
All patches are included.

Good luck!

#18 Re: Feedback » Aberdeen points allocation. » 2024-03-21 22:56:49

You're either a team player or not.
Your disdain (Sepp) for 'flag takers' is ridiculous.

Taking flags is risky with so many respawning zookers and miners. Hiding in the shadows with their tnt  hidden, zooks at the ready!
(respawn time should be increased!).
Sometimes you have to take one for the team to clear the flag of tnt
.If you don't the clock loses the battle for your team.
If you don't understand that Sepp you can't be taught.
If you're too scared of dying so be it. Don't blame others for your insecurities.
Amd I remind you ITS ONLY A GAME

Three points for a flag for me btw

#20 Re: Technical Help » must be "admin" but i am? » 2024-03-08 19:01:55

right click your desktop BF1942  shortcut
Select 'properties'
Select 'shortcut'
Select 'advanced'
Click 'run as administrator'
Click 'OK'
Click 'OK'
Run game

If still doesn't work...
Right click your desktop shortcut
Select 'trouble shoot compatability'
Select 'Service pack 3'
Follow instructions...run game
Good Luck
If still not working download game above. install and repeat these instructions

If server list doesn't update then you will also need this patch
  https://team-simple.org/downloads/bf194 … -patch.exe

#21 Re: BF1942 Discussion » Server down, whats going on? » 2024-03-02 08:11:07

Five days of 'cold turkey' may have been enough for many to break their 'addiction'.
Here's hoping the 'urge' comes back.
Mine is still strong smile
Noobs like myself like a bit of a crowd to hide behind lol

Optimising server settings back to original is helping.
Let's be patient.
Ironfart

#23 Re: BF1942 Discussion » Server down, whats going on? » 2024-02-08 14:40:22

floplop wrote:

Patch does not want to download correctly. This is getting too complicated, maybe time for another game. Should have left it alone

Don't give up yet.
Your pc may have blocked it.
Some pc's don't like exe. files
Try again and look for 'no entry' signs on your top bar.
Click and let it allow the download.
Good luck

Alternatively reinstall the game from scratch. I've found that always works when I get a seemingly insurmountable problem.
(Download Battlefield 1942) above which now includes the patch I believe.

#24 Re: BF1942 Discussion » Server down, whats going on? » 2024-02-08 14:28:13

Psydoc [tm] wrote:

..and what's about that "Masterserver patch"?

If your servers update when you hit the update button...you don't need it. You've already got it.
If they don't .you do-
   Click 'New master patch to update server list' above.

#25 Re: BF1942 Discussion » Server down, whats going on? » 2024-02-08 12:41:53

Tnx for the info Tuia. Interesting

To access the servers remove your old 'favourites' and add the new  ones.
Worked for me

I just accessed Tanks a Lot; It seems to be working.
Watch out for ff though. It's turned on on Tanks a Lot

Dropping grenades at your feet is a nono some will be disappointed to hear lol!
Adjustments are still to be made it seems.
Tnx

#26 Re: BF1942 Discussion » Server down, whats going on? » 2024-02-08 02:23:08

yayy its working again
see  yall out there...
Curiosity killed the cat but...
What happened?
It was rather sudden i'm sure we'd all like to know

Well done battlefield team!

#27 Re: Technical Help » Win8.1 & Win10 & Win11 blackscreen Fix!! » 2023-11-13 21:18:13

Had a problem recently though I've sorted it.
Just in case anyone else has the same problem I'll mention it here.

When I deleted an old player profile the screen freezes and mouse locks.
Only ctrl alt del gets me out and I have to restart the computer to re-enter windows.
And then if I try to start Battlefield it black screens and crashes.
I've found that re-installing Battlefield makes it work again.
Perhaps it is the d3d8.dll thing but re-installing seems to work
Happy camping
Ironfart

#28 Re: BF1942 Discussion » Need autobalance » 2023-07-29 14:10:49

Settings can be evaded (powerstacking. disconnect/reconnect).
It's down to the players unfortunately.

Server rules are clear on team stacking but everyone would eventually be banned if they were applied stringently. Sometimes games are uneven for 'natural' reasons (people just playing 'well' for example .Better internet conditions etc.)

I would suggest single player mode for score whores lol. Keep moving though. those bots don't miss! smile
I have sympathy for those with high pings who still want to join in.

I'm with Arkos' assessment! 'Some people do not want/like a fair but good battle'.

Definitely a recurring problem in 'Tanks a Lot'.
I won't embarrass anyone with screenshots here. (yet!).
Perhaps this post will help somehow.
May your timers run out before your tickets
Ironfart

#29 Re: Off-Topic » Funny Videos and Pics... » 2023-07-10 20:47:29

A bit of fun. Dont get offended!

https://youtu.be/0QukDrlq6lo

Simon conducting...Test01 on kettle drums. Maj merlin on French Horn.
Tanks a Lot 'home team'  string section.
I'm on triangle lol.

#30 Re: BF1942 Discussion » Tanks A Lot TK changes » 2023-06-16 20:52:33

(aka Nicola Sturgeon...)
Teamkills on Tanks a Lot?
Oh dear Frenchy's not going to like it. Must say I'm partial to a well placed mine myself. Can get both teams though so...
Could certainly do without spawn camping artillery in my opinion but I do like expacking so I'd be inclined to agree with Cicero.
Turn TK off.
The main server has TK on  (which I sometimes forget sry) so the option of both is available still.
While I'm here what's with all the team stacking recently or has it always been that way and I've never noticed until now?
Doesn't make for a good game. Good stats maybe...

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