#1 Re: Feedback » More Freedom? » 2024-05-01 19:04:08

Caltech
you forgot Stockholm Syndrome!!!
smile

#2 Re: Feedback » Aberdeen points allocation. » 2024-04-25 19:19:06

If you really want a gold medal you need to do both. Kill and take flags.
One or the other won't do it usually.
Yes I do agree 2 points is best. Three was an attempt to curb score whoring but it didn't really work.
Three for the middle is an intriguing idea though!
It's definitely harder to take and usually key to the games outcome.

#3 Re: Report Abuse » Deeko still bugs..... » 2024-04-17 00:15:46

tuia wrote:

deeko and simon, the estonian bros, are just cyber bullies. They must have had a rough childhood, filled with hate and sadness and I pity them. In a gesture of good will i have been trying to bring some happiness in to their dull and gray life. Once in a while, i try to instill them some good manners and humble them, because they truly believe they are some super pros. Like a father figure, a good old spanking brings them back to reality.


I  guess that answers my query!
My suspicion turns to pity.
Yes Lord W perhaps Deeko does need hugs.
Peace to all.

PS be on your best bahaviour when they're about.
They'll use your indiscretions to get you banned.
Ask XTuga or Birtje or Hillbillyninja (admin rights) and no doubt others.
Despite Deeko not being banned for bugging...(Revenge is sweet?)

I hope to see them back in Simple sometime soon.

#4 Report Abuse » Deeko still bugs..... » 2024-04-12 16:13:57

Ironfart
Replies: 92

Why can't I post on above topic?

#5 Re: Technical Help » Video Not Changing from Map / Spawn Screen » 2024-04-03 19:34:36

Phew that's a funny one!
Seeing as no-one else has made any suggestions I'll give you my tuppence worth.
Have you looked at your graphics card settings? Maybe something amiss. (Not in full screen mode or something like that).
Maybe update graphic drivers/windows updates.
or
https://team-simple.org/download/Battle … 942_HD.zip
...
I would suggest re-installing the game using the above link/download.
All patches are included.

Good luck!

#6 Re: Feedback » Aberdeen points allocation. » 2024-03-21 22:56:49

You're either a team player or not.
Your disdain (Sepp) for 'flag takers' is ridiculous.

Taking flags is risky with so many respawning zookers and miners. Hiding in the shadows with their tnt  hidden, zooks at the ready!
(respawn time should be increased!).
Sometimes you have to take one for the team to clear the flag of tnt
.If you don't the clock loses the battle for your team.
If you don't understand that Sepp you can't be taught.
If you're too scared of dying so be it. Don't blame others for your insecurities.
Amd I remind you ITS ONLY A GAME

Three points for a flag for me btw

#8 Re: Technical Help » must be "admin" but i am? » 2024-03-08 19:01:55

right click your desktop BF1942  shortcut
Select 'properties'
Select 'shortcut'
Select 'advanced'
Click 'run as administrator'
Click 'OK'
Click 'OK'
Run game

If still doesn't work...
Right click your desktop shortcut
Select 'trouble shoot compatability'
Select 'Service pack 3'
Follow instructions...run game
Good Luck
If still not working download game above. install and repeat these instructions

If server list doesn't update then you will also need this patch
  https://team-simple.org/downloads/bf194 … -patch.exe

#9 Re: BF1942 Discussion » Server down, whats going on? » 2024-03-02 08:11:07

Five days of 'cold turkey' may have been enough for many to break their 'addiction'.
Here's hoping the 'urge' comes back.
Mine is still strong smile
Noobs like myself like a bit of a crowd to hide behind lol

Optimising server settings back to original is helping.
Let's be patient.
Ironfart

#11 Re: BF1942 Discussion » Server down, whats going on? » 2024-02-08 14:40:22

floplop wrote:

Patch does not want to download correctly. This is getting too complicated, maybe time for another game. Should have left it alone

Don't give up yet.
Your pc may have blocked it.
Some pc's don't like exe. files
Try again and look for 'no entry' signs on your top bar.
Click and let it allow the download.
Good luck

Alternatively reinstall the game from scratch. I've found that always works when I get a seemingly insurmountable problem.
(Download Battlefield 1942) above which now includes the patch I believe.

#12 Re: BF1942 Discussion » Server down, whats going on? » 2024-02-08 14:28:13

Psydoc [tm] wrote:

..and what's about that "Masterserver patch"?

If your servers update when you hit the update button...you don't need it. You've already got it.
If they don't .you do-
   Click 'New master patch to update server list' above.

#13 Re: BF1942 Discussion » Server down, whats going on? » 2024-02-08 12:41:53

Tnx for the info Tuia. Interesting

To access the servers remove your old 'favourites' and add the new  ones.
Worked for me

I just accessed Tanks a Lot; It seems to be working.
Watch out for ff though. It's turned on on Tanks a Lot

Dropping grenades at your feet is a nono some will be disappointed to hear lol!
Adjustments are still to be made it seems.
Tnx

#14 Re: BF1942 Discussion » Server down, whats going on? » 2024-02-08 02:23:08

yayy its working again
see  yall out there...
Curiosity killed the cat but...
What happened?
It was rather sudden i'm sure we'd all like to know

Well done battlefield team!

#15 Re: Technical Help » Win8.1 & Win10 & Win11 blackscreen Fix!! » 2023-11-13 21:18:13

Had a problem recently though I've sorted it.
Just in case anyone else has the same problem I'll mention it here.

When I deleted an old player profile the screen freezes and mouse locks.
Only ctrl alt del gets me out and I have to restart the computer to re-enter windows.
And then if I try to start Battlefield it black screens and crashes.
I've found that re-installing Battlefield makes it work again.
Perhaps it is the d3d8.dll thing but re-installing seems to work
Happy camping
Ironfart

#16 Re: BF1942 Discussion » Need autobalance » 2023-07-29 14:10:49

Settings can be evaded (powerstacking. disconnect/reconnect).
It's down to the players unfortunately.

Server rules are clear on team stacking but everyone would eventually be banned if they were applied stringently. Sometimes games are uneven for 'natural' reasons (people just playing 'well' for example .Better internet conditions etc.)

I would suggest single player mode for score whores lol. Keep moving though. those bots don't miss! smile
I have sympathy for those with high pings who still want to join in.

I'm with Arkos' assessment! 'Some people do not want/like a fair but good battle'.

Definitely a recurring problem in 'Tanks a Lot'.
I won't embarrass anyone with screenshots here. (yet!).
Perhaps this post will help somehow.
May your timers run out before your tickets
Ironfart

#17 Re: Off-Topic » Funny Videos and Pics... » 2023-07-10 20:47:29

A bit of fun. Dont get offended!

https://youtu.be/0QukDrlq6lo

Simon conducting...Test01 on kettle drums. Maj merlin on French Horn.
Tanks a Lot 'home team'  string section.
I'm on triangle lol.

#18 Re: BF1942 Discussion » Tanks A Lot TK changes » 2023-06-16 20:52:33

(aka Nicola Sturgeon...)
Teamkills on Tanks a Lot?
Oh dear Frenchy's not going to like it. Must say I'm partial to a well placed mine myself. Can get both teams though so...
Could certainly do without spawn camping artillery in my opinion but I do like expacking so I'd be inclined to agree with Cicero.
Turn TK off.
The main server has TK on  (which I sometimes forget sry) so the option of both is available still.
While I'm here what's with all the team stacking recently or has it always been that way and I've never noticed until now?
Doesn't make for a good game. Good stats maybe...

#19 Re: BF1942 Discussion » SiMPLE is dying quickly now » 2023-05-29 21:20:29

Having looked at gametracker forum I can see posts concerning 'floods of fake servers' and 'not functioning correctly recently'.
So I believe the stats are not to be trusted. ( I knew that!).
I don't wish to downgrade anyone else's achievements though.

I cant be the only person affected can I? It definitely happened to Test01 as well the other day.
Although a quick browse through a few players didn't show anything untoward.

BTW it is still reporting my presence in Tanks a Lot 3 hours after I left!?
I wonder how I'm getting on lol. Doubt I'll be scoring much seeing as I'm here.
Was actually only in for 5 minutes and got 1 kill! Just to see if it reports my kill eventually...
I played last night and it reported my stats correctly.

Hckrs? (They must be really bored lol)...or maybe just boring sad
I guess I put myself out there as a target with my posts? But why Test01? smile

The reset has been quite enlightening. I believe it has been like this for a while.
Still love the game though especially with my new found good connectivity.
Just have to delete my Gametracker bookmark ignore and move on.
Last post on this subject.
See you on the battlefield. ( if my CD Key is not in use lol.).

#20 Re: BF1942 Discussion » SiMPLE is dying quickly now » 2023-05-29 19:27:34

Yeah try and play the team game Cicero!
Btw according to gametracker im currently playing in Tanks a LOt and have been for over an hour!!
WTF

#21 Re: BF1942 Discussion » SiMPLE is dying quickly now » 2023-05-25 19:49:30

Cicero_01 wrote:

I'll keep an eye on this when I play again. If it is only kills that it tracks, I'm screwed :-)

Unfortunately it encourages spawn camping!
If you got a point for taking a base it might be better but it doesn't and lets face it taking bases can be risky.
Ask Sepp.:)

#22 Re: BF1942 Discussion » SiMPLE is dying quickly now » 2023-05-24 19:03:23

ziba128 wrote:
Cicero_01 wrote:

Since the Gametracker reset I have been trying to keep track of my scores. Days when I've had over 100 points, gametracker reports less than 50. I see it doing the same thing to others who I know had higher scores than I did. It definitely has problems, probably all along.

It counts kills only, just in case

Yeah he's right Cicero.
Eg. I scored 17 11 5  in about 20 mins last time I played.
So i should have got 11 points in 20. Ratio 0.55
However gametracker said 0 points in 210 mins!!??
This has had the effect of reducing my score ratio from 0.49 to 0.35 and my score didn't change.

I think what has happened is because I quit the game without disconnecting from the server.
I'd previously disconnected twice because my sound wasn't working...

When I tried to reconnect I got the 'CD-Key in use' label (twice) before it let me back in.
I think this is what cocked up the gametracker stats. My CD Key 'remained in use'. It doesn't account for my lost 11 points though!

So  the moral to the story is 'Don't quit while still connected to server. always disconnect from server if you want to preserve your stats and want your 'stopwatch' to stop and then quit the game.
Am I wrong?
PS.
Perhaps its a punishment for 'rage quitting' lol. Although I didn't rage quit I just quit the quick way.

#23 Re: BF1942 Discussion » SiMPLE is dying quickly now » 2023-05-23 17:48:24

WTF Gametracker!
I think its relevant to this post.
Being an 'average' player little victories are important to me.
Gametracker having reset their statistics have regained a new vigour for some people to top the lists and why not?

Imagine my chagrin to realise my stats have been nullified by whatever...
Gametracker claims that I played for 3 1/2 hours scoring 0 when I actually played for 20 minutes yesterday scoring something dunno what.
Left abruptly due to hopeless stacking btw.

I was quite proud of my scoring ratio but that's f****d now.

I've noticed this before many times but always put it down to my VPN confusing things.
However I'm fortunate not to need it any more due to good connection for a month now.
It also happened to Test01 I've noticed but nobody else!

I guess its no big deal but I've found it discouraging.
Hope nobody else feels the same.
?

#24 Re: BF1942 Discussion » SiMPLE is dying quickly now » 2023-05-15 19:50:44

Yeah OK Simon...you've got a point.
Just trying to help.

  Have to agree with Crapuie btw. No real toxicity in Tanks a Lot.
Adults only? Nobody acting like kids.
Sepp may have his moments of rudeness but he's our Sepp and we luv 'im. : )
He's self adminning anyway...One rude word and he's auto-kicked and he knows it and doesn't complain.

Still think disengaging auto team balance could help..
.Then Sepp can sit in the hut to his hearts content lol and the 'chronic idlers' can do their thing.
Everyone's happy.
May your cursors flash with hitness.
Ironfart

BTW 3 weeks with no con probs now. So i'm not complaining.

#25 Re: BF1942 Discussion » SiMPLE is dying quickly now » 2023-05-13 14:09:27

Server half full, server half empty. Which are you?

Your PC may show a slightly different picture than the server sometimes. (Especially when you shoot that rear zooker but you die and he doesn't lol).
The server updates your PC. (Clunky register). It's the same for everyone. Dunno about mods though.

As for game balance which truly makes for a good game.
It only takes a few sensible players to team swap to sort that. Doesn't help your kill ratio but makes for a better game!
Of course only if the auto team balance allows.
If the team with the fewer players is stronger this cannot happen (Simon!).

That's why i leave Tanks a Lot sometimes when you're playing btw.
Nothing personal just a crap game. (Pounding the base or being pounded in base!) No fun!
I'm probably not alone in that thinking.
Maybe disengaging auto team balance might help?
Just my tuppence worth...

#26 Re: BF1942 Discussion » SiMPLE is dying quickly now » 2023-05-04 19:25:05

So you've got the dreaded 'con probs' Deeko...
It's not funny but whilst you have got them mine have gone (so far).

https://team-simple.org/forum/viewtopic … 67#p184767

Had them for over a year and a half. Proper complained (above post) but no-one believed me. (Its your router/wiring!!!).
I guess its the luck of the draw.
Try a different internet connection if you can.
Try all the steps in my posts.
Try VPN on Tanks a lot (its allowed) see if its better. My VPN always worked and cleared con probs. (which went to show that my router/internet connection was sound).No VPN allowed on main server though.
Good luck
Ironfart
Of course if the problem is that your cat has pissed on your PC or some other hardware problem I cant help you with that smile

#27 Re: BF1942 Discussion » SiMPLE is dying quickly now » 2023-05-02 21:49:48

On a more positive note I've noticed my dreaded 'con probs ' seem to have gone for about 5 days now.

Having just done a trace route out of curiosity it seems something has changed!
Much is the same but something has been added.
Four steps of twelve99,net have been added. Something to do with Worldstream.

Anyway I hope I'm not being premature but if there's a connection between this change and my new better connectivity then long may it continue.
Paul Baumer said they were working on server issues.
If so it bodes well for the future of the game.

Has anyone else noticed an improvement? Especially those with similar issues to me.
Maybe it's just my network that's improved...
Would finally like to pin the problem down but if it's gone...Who cares! lol
May all your hits be registered!
Ironfart

#28 Re: BF1942 Discussion » SiMPLE is dying quickly now » 2023-04-29 17:30:45

I wondered if anyone would spot that lol

#29 Re: BF1942 Discussion » SiMPLE is dying quickly now » 2023-04-29 16:47:34

'Caltech' has opened a right can of worms...
Hmmm.

I think everyone should lighten up a bit?

Here's a hilarious 'new player experience'. Quite imformative and 'quite' balanced.
A lot of familiar situations highlighted.

Worth watching to the end to get the full balance.
Do you think he would have got banned for beaching the Carrier today? lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u-bPXZdMRk

#30 Re: BF1942 Discussion » SiMPLE is dying quickly now » 2023-04-28 14:31:03

Most 'skilled' players move on to newer games.
Bf42 now remains for the enthusiasts and perhaps the less skilled.
It is a great game. Don't let the bullies let it die.
If you are so 'skilled', why are you still here.
Most new players are quickly deleting the game when all they do is get killed immediately.
Personally I try not to spawn camp. Depends who is playing.
Give the new players a chance.
They'll improve given a chance.
And as for mr Merlin and his b17.
Not only would he be one to discourage new players but his attempts to get people banned with his whining is ridiculous.
I and others have been victim of this.
Food for thought...
Ironfart

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