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Cows have rights too

Like their right to have me film them without them knowing

Free The B L I T Z K R I E G one

By popular demand* I created a BF1942 horror movie

This EPIC release portrays a German WW2 soldier who is haunted by his past war crimes

https://youtu.be/2etwFs1FIVY

*(nobody asked)

I know

Its shocking the accusations that fly around within BF1942. Just because I'm a Vicar people have accused me of fiddling with choirboys over the years, and now I'm getting bestiality abuse.

Its a TOXIC environment

Merlin labelled me a pervert for posting cow video footage earlier this year. I hope this proves him wrong:

https://youtu.be/2HnX7R-sXso

Groovy

Every month my Windows10 keeps demanding to know who I am

I just don't tell it

And I play using XP anyway as for some reason, that I couldn't be bothered looking into, the sound is awful when recording in game play via W10 and listening back/or editing vids?

Clips recorded on XP or Win7, then edited on my Win10 machine are fine.

I use an orthopaedic chair that my friends dad used when he was dying from cancer.

After he died they didn't need it and asked if I wanted it. Its a solid metal construction which doesn't swivel at all but its heavily padded and bound in leather. Not exactly a conventional gaming chair and quite a lot more expensive than one, but its super comfortable and the correct height for my computer setup.

Graizer's in game skills

https://youtu.be/8DrZxAHWp8U

Its all Big Chungus's fault, he discovered ParaDogging and showed it to Graizer. Then it all went wrong after that.
Also don't talk to me about Goats. I refuse to play that game anymore:

https://youtu.be/dKHw9npQdNM

And this was the Capitol Hill Goat riot re-enactment:

https://youtu.be/GEDbkQZXwyk

enough is enough

In another attempt to test how shallow YouTube is and its dependence on shitty clickbait titles, I made this new EPIC BF1942 outtakes video with big eye catching exaggerated words in the title and put a nuclear bomb as the thumbnail pic. The thing is that even I think the content and the video is good this time, so this'll probably only get 6 views:

https://youtu.be/oiL5cglb7qg

Under no circumstances should you remap the Tooltip button "T" to a different key, that's a mile away from your main controls.

This helps you to continue enabling Tooltips by mistake during heavy fighting, causing you to swear and rehit "T" multiple times in anger, to then realise that you've actually turned it off and back on again three times, when you thought you'd just turned it off twice.

It sure can

Just get the guy controlling the boat to reverse and hey presto you go under water

I don't seem to ever have any problems from the UK, but I guess its a quick hop over to the Netherlands, and also France when it used to be hosted there.

Alfred, you and Graizer are always telling me to fly over the village

Now I know why...