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R.a.w

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Please unban

Please unban robert_anton_wilson

He has a new mouse that he's getting used to an unfortunately a slip of the finger making contact with cheap plastic manufactured in China resulted in a misfiring Zook. The offending boozooka shell unfortunately infiltrated the armour of a tank. That tank must have been manned by an admin as I was banned hastily and without warning. I felt this was unfair as I was mid sentence typing my apology to both the victim and server. Please unban and have a word with hit headed administrators throwing around their virtual weight.

Thank you.

Arkos

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Re: Please unban

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Your ban expires today at ~20.10

Rules > http://team-simple.org/rules/

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Last edited by Arkos (2018-11-29 15:48:41)

R.a.w

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Re: Please unban

Please unban me sooner as that's. Long wait. I am sorry. Please unban me arkos.

MadMax

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Re: Please unban

unfortunately a slip of the finger making contact with cheap plastic manufactured in China resulted in a misfiring Zook.

the most ridiculous and same time funny excuse, you got me.
you convinced me. your ban removed
as Arkos wrote read the rules. this is your last chance

R.a.w

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Re: Please unban

unfortunately a slip of the finger making contact with cheap plastic manufactured in China resulted in a misfiring Zook.

the most ridiculous and same time funny excuse, you got me.
you convinced me. your ban removed
as Arkos wrote read the rules. this is your last chance

Thank you for the unban madmax. See you on the battlefield sir.

P.s. which admin did my Zook enter?

Kobra

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Re: Please unban

unfortunately a slip of the finger making contact with cheap plastic manufactured in China resulted in a misfiring Zook.

the most ridiculous and same time funny excuse, you got me.
you convinced me. your ban removed
as Arkos wrote read the rules. this is your last chance

besides that I dont fully believe the story I have to sa that it's not unlikely. When I got my new  mouse last year ithappened to me sometimes too that i fired although I didnt want to, havent teamkilled anyone while that though

R.a.w

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Re: Please unban

unfortunately a slip of the finger making contact with cheap plastic manufactured in China resulted in a misfiring Zook.

the most ridiculous and same time funny excuse, you got me.
you convinced me. your ban removed
as Arkos wrote read the rules. this is your last chance

besides that I dont fully believe the story I have to sa that it's not unlikely. When I got my new  mouse last year ithappened to me sometimes too that i fired although I didnt want to, havent teamkilled anyone while that though

May I ask how much you paid for your mouse? You see, the one I was browsing online had many reviews BUT I was seduced by the NEW FOR 2018 UPDATED MODEL with only a few reviews. This new model has assignable buttons... That as it turns out are in places that my fingers can't naturally reach making them useless. That and the KIHHHHHHH sound the cheap plastic makes as it creaks away like it did on that unfortunate night when i was admiring the glint of the desert sun off of the rear of rye admins tank as he emerged from the base. The unexpected KIHHHHHHH followed by the sound of my cannons unexpected climax resulting in my admin exploding.

Arkos

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Re: Please unban

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When it's really spongy, (gameplay like you would hang in rubberbadings in every move), it happends sometimes also. Specially due weapon switch.

You expack yourself, because it just explode after you throw it or you drop it 1 meter close to your feets, instead of 7-8 meters.

You zook someone after a weapon switch.

All happend to me in all those years. I guess, the last victom was Coonic, when i mined his tank instead of repairing him.

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Last edited by Arkos (2018-11-29 20:02:26)

R.a.w

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Re: Please unban

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When it's really spongy, (gameplay like you would hang in rubberbadings in every move), it happends sometimes also. Specially due weapon switch.

You expack yourself, because it just explode after you throw it or you drop it 1 meter close to your feets, instead of 7-8 meters.

You zook someone after a weapon switch.

All happend to me in all those years. I guess, the last victom was Coonic, when i mined his tank instead of repairing him.

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Perhaps admins should ask any team killers in future to state how long they have had their mouse and what country the mouse was manufactured in before instabanning them?

Hydra{SRB}

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Re: Please unban

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When it's really spongy, (gameplay like you would hang in rubberbadings in every move), it happends sometimes also. Specially due weapon switch.

You expack yourself, because it just explode after you throw it or you drop it 1 meter close to your feets, instead of 7-8 meters.

You zook someone after a weapon switch.

All happend to me in all those years. I guess, the last victom was Coonic, when i mined his tank instead of repairing him.

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Perhaps admins should ask any team killers in future to state how long they have had their mouse and what country the mouse was manufactured in before instabanning them?

No.

Black Mamba

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Re: Please unban

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When it's really spongy, (gameplay like you would hang in rubberbadings in every move), it happends sometimes also. Specially due weapon switch.

You expack yourself, because it just explode after you throw it or you drop it 1 meter close to your feets, instead of 7-8 meters.

You zook someone after a weapon switch.

All happend to me in all those years. I guess, the last victom was Coonic, when i mined his tank instead of repairing him.

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Perhaps admins should ask any team killers in future to state how long they have had their mouse and what country the mouse was manufactured in before instabanning them?

No.

Yes.

R.a.w

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Re: Please unban

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When it's really spongy, (gameplay like you would hang in rubberbadings in every move), it happends sometimes also. Specially due weapon switch.

You expack yourself, because it just explode after you throw it or you drop it 1 meter close to your feets, instead of 7-8 meters.

You zook someone after a weapon switch.

All happend to me in all those years. I guess, the last victom was Coonic, when i mined his tank instead of repairing him.

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Did you get banned from mining the man's tank?

Arkos

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Re: Please unban

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He didn't blow up. He was so scared, sitting on 2 mines, didn't move even a half cm.

He just said: "wtf Arkos!!!!!" and meanwhile, i was allready on it, removing the mines.

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R.a.w

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Re: Please unban

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He didn't blow up. He was so scared, sitting on 2 mines, didn't move even a half cm.

He just said: "wtf Arkos!!!!!" and meanwhile, i was allready on it, removing the mines.

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Haha,

It would be great if there was a "new mouse" server where there were no punishments for this and people could enjoy faulty hardware. Could you imagine the chaos?

I may start a go fund me for this purpose.

Insane

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Re: Please unban

It would be great if there was a "new mouse" server where there were no punishments for this and people could enjoy faulty hardware. Could you imagine the chaos?

I may start a go fund me for this purpose.

A mouse ghetto server?

R.a.w

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Re: Please unban

It would be great if there was a "new mouse" server where there were no punishments for this and people could enjoy faulty hardware. Could you imagine the chaos?

I may start a go fund me for this purpose.

A mouse ghetto server?

Yes,

Just for ghetto mousers. We could hold paid tournaments to raise enough money for us hood slugs to get gaming mouses yo.