I have pussy problems, iCQ thread

iCQ · 2019-07-31 11:00:17

joint wrote:

damn that is one hell of a kitten! seems like it been using some beautify app

https://youtu.be/x0ZLI2TNzmg

update: it just started to rain... so no tank or cannon today for the dogs and kittens!

Last edited by iCQ (2019-07-31 11:23:36)

iCQ · 2019-07-31 11:44:37

iCQ · 2019-08-02 13:10:09

I made up my mind... after seeying this video i saw the light:

https://youtu.be/MLyBHDyQN2E

I go get rid of the black dog, black pussy and i buy or build myself a pure white robot! Only i hope my robot will not get "a tattoo" if you know what i mean. No i am not against tattoo's.. well actually i AM against tattoo's but thats another topic. I am talking about that specific western Europe symbol. Can't have that on my white l33t robot!

Zwarrior · 2019-08-02 15:04:52

cannot see the cat videos, please do not record in vertical position always horizontal.

iCQ · 2019-08-02 21:59:13

Zwarrior wrote:

cannot see the cat videos, please do not record in vertical position always horizontal.

Hahaahha.. the vertical police has arrived!

or is it the horizontal police... i dunno

And yeah i private/disable the pussy vids. They are very very inappropriate! Sorry!

(i try to post new material but today i been mega busy talking and writing letters to the dutch railway company and the railway police, man crazy things going on here again)

P.s. if next time anyone see a horizontal recording from me blame Zwarrior please!

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iCQ · 2019-08-03 04:59:12

Update, the pussy and the dog had a fight today in my house. Dont ask me why, maybe food related who knows.

Or maybe they for about me. I doubt they be fight about money..
aybe land (territory).

Anyway they both in the house now but the moment i open the door between the two areas one of them runs away.

Oh and one neighbour knew the dogs name! His name is "rossi" and he does react to it. The owner send me a msg today that he will be back next Thuesday.

Cheers all.

iCQ · 2019-08-03 08:13:04

https://youtu.be/sNZAd_-ipA4

Quite true... these days i meet so many.muslims, well they say they are muslim but my god where you got all that disrespect for the rules from bud?!

Like yesterday, i come in this bar with my new black dog. In the Quran there is a pasaage about a black dog. This muslim chick comes up to me (and the dog). She looked quite hot but bah not my type i am married anyway.

She tries to talk to me but i was a bit busy with "something". So she kneels down and starts to play with "my dog".

I look down and i see straight in her shirt one nipple showing up. Where this young looking girl got such nipples from i do not know and i do not ask.

But she starts to annoy me a little bit and i think, i see she must be one of those half muslims that never goes to the mosk, mekka nor anything else that she cant sell for gold or fame.

So i say "you know for a real muslim a dog is a no go right?".

First she reply "i aint no muslim" then she said "and thats not true sir!". So i start to tell her about this passage in the Quran. Poor girl almost trips over her own lie topngue. She says "no there is no talk about dogs in the quran!".

I add "oh really?"....

At that moment some muslim guy steps up to us and asks her (not me) what we are talking about. She speaks to him in arabic that the "stupid white guy said there are dogs in the quran".

Well.. uuh.. u know what, i am in the wrong thread here. Its a funny story but i leave it at here.

It took a LONG time before she finally said i was right but she said i was wrong anyway. Then i told her "didnt i already give u the signal i do not wish to speak to you right now?". Which made her look so sad and she left the bar without saying bye to anyone. Not even to the helpful stranger muslim brother who google for her the word dog in the quran... the stories he told her wow... he also didnt read the quran himself.

he just google the quran to be a muslim. Really? Are u fing retarded or what? Go see your imam and pls stfu!

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iCQ · 2019-08-03 08:18:33

As a real muslim:
1 u try to visit mekka at least once in your lifetime
2 u wash according to the rules
3 u pray according to the rules
4 u eat no pork
5 u go to the mosk at friday, unless you are a woman.. well... uuh... long story

iCQ · 2019-08-03 23:37:54

Pussy is hiss to the dog behind the door.

iCQ · 2019-08-04 16:39:07

Ok i am here to tell you guys all my pussy problems are solved. Thread closed (i am not virgin anymore).

Sunshine · 2019-08-04 18:21:25

iCQ wrote:

Pussy is hiss to the dog behind the door.
https://www.spcl.tk/wp-content/uploads/ … 182169.jpg

iCQ wrote:

Ok i am here to tell you guys all my pussy problems are solved. Thread closed (i am not virgin anymore).

Good. Now go clean your room.

Dakota · 2019-08-04 22:19:22

iCQ wrote:

Ok i am not virgin anymore.

I dont care but what a bad picture that you stick in to our brians !!

iCQ · 2019-08-05 03:42:12

Sunshine wrote:

iCQ wrote:
Pussy is hiss to the dog behind the door.
https://www.spcl.tk/wp-content/uploads/ … 182169.jpg
iCQ wrote:
Ok i am here to tell you guys all my pussy problems are solved. Thread closed (i am not virgin anymore).
Good. Now go clean your room.

yes mom... (walks off with head down knowing its a MESS in my room)

Dakota wrote:

iCQ wrote:
Ok i am not virgin anymore.
I dont care but what a bad picture that you stick in to our brians !!

Hmmm, damn true... didnt look at that way yet, is that why i cannot sleep tonight?

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iCQ · 2019-08-05 04:35:39

https://youtu.be/TSeFVHT9Fe8

i failed (what else is new)

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